“I love people that get drunk and just start frying chicken and shit”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
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“I love people that get drunk & just start frying chicken & shít”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“Termites are like: don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee table”
Many people don't want to talk until after they've had coffee. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jack Corbett on September 17, 2022, and received over 109,000 likes: "termites are…
“Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not really in the mood to open a new line of credit right now”
Five Guys burgers and fries can be expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by KP_ on May 29, 2023, and received over 4,700 likes: "Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not…
“If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling”
"Sign in the bowling alley: 'If you can't hear a pin drop there's something wrong with your bowling'" was printed in the Ord (NE) Quiz on March 13, 1958. "If you…
“I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I followed it on twitter in the first place”
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
“I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it on Skype in the first place”
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
“I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it as a friend on Facebook in the first place”
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
Valentine (city name etymology)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Valentine, Texas Valentineis a town in Jeff Davis County, Texas, United States. Its population was 134 at the 2010 census,[4] down from 187 at the 2000 census.…
“A glass pot is crazy—give the food some privacy”
Some people like cooking with glassware, but others joke that the food needs some privacy. This was posted on X/Twitter by Q🦦 on September 22, 2023, and received over 276,000 likes: "A…
“I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you’re set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you”
This birthday cake thought was posted on X/Twitter by Little Greenis on December 29, 2015, and received over 4,800 likes: "I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're…
“It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can”
"It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I'll be back as soon as I can" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Baskets must have been really unreliable if serious advice in the past was to not put all your eggs into one basket”
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" is a proverb, meaning that sometimes it's better to hedge your bets by not puttng everything in one place. This joke was posted on Reddit…
“I wonder what chairs think about all day: ‘Oh, here comes another asshole’”
"I wonder what chairs think about all day: 'Oh, here comes another asshole'" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is from American stand-up comedian and…
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent of a toddler who takes a chair to the beach”
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach”
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach”
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…
“There is no such thing as too much cheese on a homemade pizza”
According to many cheese lovers, there is no such thing as too much cheese on a pizza. "There's no such thing as 'too much' cheese on a pizza" was posted on X/Twitter Bknud…
“The cool thing about Facebook is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about Bluesky is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…