“Gluten is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
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“Gluten-free pizza is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Choking on a sammich is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette”
"Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, Diet Coke gives you a hit of caffeine, but it's bad for you like the nicotine hit of…
“Coffee: Because mornings were NOT my idea”
"Coffee: Because mornings weren't my idea" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker needs the caffeine in coffee to get through mornings. "COFFEE-…
“That disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“That annoying moment when you pull up to work and it isn’t engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“That disappointing moment when you pull up to work, and it isn’t fully engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“It’s so hot outside when I opened the door I thought I was checking on cornbread”
"It's so hot outside when I opened the door I thought I was checking on cornbread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It means that the outside temprature is…
“Coke Zero is my fridge cigarette”
"Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, Diet Coke gives you a hit of caffeine, but it's bad for you like the nicotine hit of…
“Overheard someone call Diet Coke a ‘fridge cigarette’ and nothing’s been more true to me since”
"Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, Diet Coke gives you a hit of caffeine, but it's bad for you like the nicotine hit of…
“It’s me and my Costco hotdog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“It’s me and my $1.50 Costco hotdog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“It’s just me and my Costco hot dog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“Caffeine is just tamer cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke”
Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it. The soft drink has caffeine. "Caffeine is just tamer cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight”
"What sounds good for dinner tonight?" is a daily question. This was posted on X/Twitter by "the braless wonder" on June 22, 2025, and received over 100,000 likes: "They…
“Coffee: Because mornings weren’t my idea”
"Coffee: Because mornings weren't my idea" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker needs the caffeine in coffee to get through mornings. "COFFEE-…
“This coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…