"Ask your doctor if a soft-kill bioweapon is right…

Many pharmaceutical advertisements include the line, “Ask your doctor or pharmacist if [product] is right for you.” There have been many mock ads made.

“May cause 1271 side-effects, and in some cases, even death. Consult your doctor to see if the bioweapon is right for you” was posted on X/Twitter by Charlie MacEachern on February 1, 2023. “Ask your doctor if a soft-kill bioweapon is right for you” (credited to Gregory Myers) was posted on Instagram by jennydeornellas on August 9, 2025. “Ask Your Pharmacist If A Soft Kill Bio-Weapon Is Right For You” (a mock Pfizer ad) was posted on Facebook by Resist World Wide—Bram Nagel on October 7, 2025.

Prescribing a bioweapon is illegal, but many people believe that the pharmaceutical companies’ products should be classified as bioweapons.

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Charlie MacEachern
@CFMacEachern
May cause 1271 side-effects, and in some cases, even death. Consult your doctor to see if the bioweapon is right for you.
6:35 PM · Feb 1, 2023

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ouroboros’tail
@allwillbelost
Ask your doctor if injecting toxic foreign proteins with amyloidogenic, neurotrophic, non sterilizing analog of a bioweapon is right for you!
9:00 PM · Jun 15, 2024

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Bill Toews
@BillToews265009
Ask your primary care doctor if the safe and effective bioweapon is right for you.
5:17 PM · May 20, 2025

Instagram
jennydeornellas
August 9, 2025
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Gregory Myers
Ask your doctor if a
soft-kill bioweapon is
right for you.

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HelioWave
@heliodown
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Gregory Myers
Ask your doctor if a
soft-kill bioweapon is
right for you.
5:14 PM · Sep 19, 2025

Facebook
Resist World Wide
Bram Nagel ·
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM ·
(A mock Pfizer ad states, “Ask Your Pharmacist If A Soft Kill Bio-Weapon Is Right For You.”—ed.)

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Carnivore Lifestyle ·
Estella Magicoach ·
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
(A mock Pfizer ad states, “Ask Your Pharmacist If A Soft Kill Bio-Weapon Is Right For You.”—ed.)

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Secret Diary
@SecretDiary
Ask NHS or your GP if a soft-kill bio-weapon is right for you — it’s the new miracle treatment for free thinkers everywhere.

Side effects may include compliance, confusion, cognitive dissonance, chronic trust issues, and a spontaneous urge to repeat government slogans in place of personal opinions.

Approved by experts you’re not allowed to question, it promises safety you can’t measure, protection you can’t verify, and faith you must never lose.

Consult your GP — not for medical advice, but for moral alignment.

They’ll check your obedience levels, top up your booster of belief, and remind you that doubt is dangerous to public health.

And remember: if symptoms of independent thought persist — such as curiosity, skepticism, or awareness — contact a professional censor immediately.

They’re trained to diagnose misinformation and prescribe silence.

After all, in the new age of “trust the experts,” nothing says wellness like unquestioning submission dressed up as science.
11:46 PM · Oct 9, 2025