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There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
Peanut butter is more common than almond butter, and there might be a good reason for that. This was posted on X/Twitter by Kevin Farzad on March 25, 2018, and this received over 2,800 likes:…
"Evening coffee is a serene melody played on the strings of the soul. Evening blessings to you😊" was posted on X/Twitter by Jawaria👩🦰 on February 25, 2025. "Evening cffee…
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
Many people don't want to talk until after they've had coffee. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jack Corbett on September 17, 2022, and received over 109,000 likes: "termites are…
Five Guys burgers and fries can be expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by KP_ on May 29, 2023, and received over 4,700 likes: "Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not…
"Sign in the bowling alley: 'If you can't hear a pin drop there's something wrong with your bowling'" was printed in the Ord (NE) Quiz on March 13, 1958. "If you…
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Valentine, Texas Valentineis a town in Jeff Davis County, Texas, United States. Its population was 134 at the 2010 census,[4] down from 187 at the 2000 census.…
Some people like cooking with glassware, but others joke that the food needs some privacy. This was posted on X/Twitter by Q🦦 on September 22, 2023, and received over 276,000 likes: "A…
This birthday cake thought was posted on X/Twitter by Little Greenis on December 29, 2015, and received over 4,800 likes: "I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're…
"It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I'll be back as soon as I can" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" is a proverb, meaning that sometimes it's better to hedge your bets by not puttng everything in one place. This joke was posted on Reddit…
"I wonder what chairs think about all day: 'Oh, here comes another asshole'" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is from American stand-up comedian and…
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…