“There’s a new pie shop near me. It’s open 22/7”
"24/7" usually means 24 hours a day, 7 days a week -- all the time. "22/7" is an approximation for the number π ("pi"). "There's a new shop only sells Pies…
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“If you can read this, I’m faster than you”
"If you can read this, I'm faster than you" is a biking saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can read this, I'm faster than you" was printed in the…
“If you can read this, I’m not going fast enough”
"If you can read this, I'm not going fast enough" is a popular bumper sticker. The saying was included in "Stick It Up Your Bumper: Witty little ditties say a lot about car…
“Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack”
"Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Alarm clocks. Because every morning should begin…
“If you can read this, I’m not last!” (runner’s T-shirt)
"If you can read this, I’m not (in) last (place)!" is a jocular saying on the back (and/or front) of runners' T-shirts. "If you can read this, I'm not last" was…
“I thought it was 1.31 miles” (half marathon joke)
A half marathon is 13.1 miles. "I thought they said 1.31 miles" (or "I thought it was 1.31 miles") is a joke that has been printed on many images. "13.1?!??! I thought you…
“I thought they said 1.31 miles” (half marathon joke)
A half marathon is 13.1 miles. "I thought they said 1.31 miles" (or "I thought it was 1.31 miles") is a joke that has been printed on many images. "13.1?!??! I thought you…
“I had donkey meat for the first time. It tasted like ass”
The Urban Dictionary defined "taste like ass" as "when something tastes bad" on March 19, 2003. "'I ate donkey for lunch. It tasted like Ass.' -…
“What do you eat when your Pop Tarts get stuck and break in half?”/“Top Parts.”
"Top-Parts" is a spoonerism of Pop-Tarts, a toaster pastry. "Top Parts is a spoonerism of Pop Tarts" was posted on Twitter by Jenifer S. on May 30, 2012. There have been many…
“Go Round Rock” (Round Rock slogan)
The city of Round Rock, Texas, had been called the "Sports Capital of Texas" since after the 2000 opening of the Dell Diamond stadium. The city then wanted to emphasize non-sports…
“Bunny kisses and Easter wishes”
"Bunny kisses and Easter wishes" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy Easter Wishes, and Sweet Bunny Kisses!" was posted on Twitter by v.fo on April…
“Happy Easter, happy spring, happy happy everything”
"Happy Easter, happy spring, happy happy everything" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "HAPPY EASTER, HAPPY SPRING, HAPPY EVERYTHING!" was printed in the…
Times Square in the Sky (Brooklyn Bridge nickname)
"Brooklyn Bridge, the ‘Times Square in the Sky,’ May Get an Expansion" by Winnie Hu was printed in the New York (NY) Times on August 8, 2016. New York City Department of…
“Coffee smells like magic and fairy tales”
"Coffee smells like magic and fairy tales" is a coffee saying that has been printed in many images. "Coffee smells like magic and fairy-tales by @petit_elefant" was posted on…
“Chefs are hard-working, talented artists. And we all turn their best efforts into shit”
Chefs can be compared to artists, but what does their work turn into? "The chefs on @BravoTopChef are real artists. But it would be weird to think about your art turning into shit and coming…
“We are all a little broken. But last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same”
"Broken crayons still color" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that even imperfect people can contribute something. "Broken crayons…
“Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers. That’s gun control”
A pro-gun saying compares gun control to misguided efforts to stop drunk driving. "Cars facilitate drunk driving. We need to ban sober drivers" was posted on Twitter by Conspiracy Smasher…
“Broken crayons still color”
"Broken crayons still color" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that even imperfect people can contribute something. "Broken crayons…
“Sometimes we’re tested, not to show our weakness, but to discover our strength”
"Sometimes we're tested. Not to show our weaknesses, but to discover our strengths" (or “Sometimes we’re tested, not to show our weakness, but to discover our strength") is…
“Sometimes we’re tested. Not to show our weaknesses, but to discover our strengths”
"Sometimes we're tested. Not to show our weaknesses, but to discover our strengths" (or “Sometimes we’re tested, not to show our weakness, but to discover our strength") is…