“May your coffee be strong and your Sunday be long”
Sundays often seem to go by quickly. "May your coffee be strong and your Sunday be long" is a a saying that has been printed on some images. "Happy #NationalCoffeeDay ! May your…
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“Olive Garden is the Italian version of Applebee’s”
Olive Garden is an American casual dining restaurant chain, serving Americanized versions of Italian food. It has been compared to Applebee's, a chain restaurant serving American food.…
“Ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late”
The term "running late" means to be behind schedule. It doesn't mean to be actually running (jogging) at a late hour, but there are jokes. "Running late, like I'm jogging…
“Six bores and a sadist” (political committee composition)
New York (NY) Times columnist Russell Baker (1925-2019) wrote on August 6, 1968, about the Republican National Convention in Miami Beach, Florida: "MIAMI BEACH, August 5. -- Every political…
“The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what a leap year is”
"The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what the fuck a leap year is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. "The reason…
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us”
Entry in progress -- B.P. “A lot of conflict in the old Wild West could have been avoided if nineteenth century architects had made their towns big enough for more than one person" is a joke…
“Five bores and a sadist” (political committee composition)
New York (NY) Times columnist Russell Baker (1925-2019) wrote on August 6, 1968, about the Republican National Convention in Miami Beach, Florida: "MIAMI BEACH, August 5. -- Every political…
“On top of the News, ahead of the Times” (New York Newsday slogan)
Wikipedia: New York Newsday New York Newsday was an American daily newspaper that primarily served New York City and was sold throughout the New York metropolitan area. The paper, established in…
“What is a kangaroo’s favorite year?”/“A leap year.”
A leap year riddle is: Q: What is a kangaroo's favorite year?\A: A leap year. The joke was printed in Newsday (Long Island, NY) on May 1, 1988. “What do you get when you cross a kangaroo…
“What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?”/“A leap year.”
A leap year riddle is: Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?A: A leap year. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1994. “What is a kangaroo’s favorite…
“Keep your friends close and your glass of wine closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous line from the film The Godfather, Part II (1974). "Keep your friends close and your wine glass closer" is a…
“If it doesn’t apply, let it fly” (“If it don’t apply, let it fly”)
"If it don't apply, let it fly" ("If it doesn't apply, let it fly") is an expression that has been printed on several images. The saying means to let go things that…
“If it don’t apply, let it fly” (“If it doesn’t apply, let it fly”)
"If it don't apply, let it fly" ("If it doesn't apply, let it fly") is an expression that has been printed on several images. The saying means to let go things that…
Mallsoleum (mall + mausoleum)
"Mallsoleum" (mall + mausoleum) is a portmanteau word meaning a mall that is dead or dying, or a mall that destroys surrounding businesses. "Monster of the Mall-soleum Monlight…
Saratoga: “Health, History, Horses” (slogan)
"WELCOME TO SARATOGA SPRINGS -- HEALTH HISTORY HORSES" is what greets people on several signs in Saratoga Springs, New York. "Health" refers to the springs and spas of the city.…
“I’m calling in sick because of an eye problem. I can’t see myself coming in to work”
"I'm calling in sick because of an eye problem. I can't see myself coming in to work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several ecards. An illustration usually shows…
“Sixteen wives: four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer” (joke)
"For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer" is part of a Christian marriage vow. A popular riddle/joke is: Q: How many wives can a man have?A: Sixteen. Four better, four worse, four…
“I used to think that sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me…”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names/words will never harm me” is a classic children's rhyme. A joke variation was posted on Twitter by Steph Marie on May 5, 2011: "I used…
“I sell pies from my car. $2 for apple, $3 for pumpkin. These are the pie rates of the car I be in”
"Pie Rates of the Caribbean”—a pun on the Pirates of the Caribbean film series—has been printed on many images. A different version was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 14, 2019:…
“Don’t hate. Create” (“Create! Don’t hate”)
"Create! Don't hate" (or "Don't hate. Create") is a saying that has been printed in many images. The saying means that instead of hating someone or something, create…