“I sell pies from my car. $2 for apple, $3 for pumpkin. These are the pie rates of the car I be in”

“Pie Rates of the Caribbean”—a pun on the Pirates of the Caribbean film series—has been printed on many images. A different version was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 14, 2019:
     
“I’ve decided to start a pie delivery service from my car. Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.”
   
Other Pirates of the Caribbean jokes include “My yoga instructor is from Jamaica. She teaches Pilates of the Caribbean” and “What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica?”/“Pyrex of the Caribbean.”
   
   
Wikipedia: Pirates of the Caribbean (film series)
Pirates of the Caribbean is a series of American fantasy swashbuckler films produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and based on Walt Disney’s theme park ride of the same name.
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The film series started in 2003 with Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, which received positive reviews from critics and grossed US$654 million worldwide. After the first film’s success, Walt Disney Pictures revealed that a trilogy was in the works.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Shaftway January 14, 2019
I’ve decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.
Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.
     
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
If I sold apple pie for $2 and cherry pie for $3 from my vehicle, those would be the pie rates of the car I be in.
12:03 PM · Feb 1, 2019·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Nancy Craig
@Suicidalady
I sell pies from my car.
$2 for apple pie. $3 for pumpkin pie.
These are the pie rates of the car I be in.
3:30 PM · May 23, 2019·Facebook
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/boogerknows January 4, 2020
I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.
(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/boogerknows January 5, 2020
I drive around and sell pies. Key lime for $8 and pecan pie for $10.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.