“If 2020 was a drink, it would be bong water”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was followed with the George Floyd protests and riots. Not many people enjoyed the year 2020. "If 2020 was a drink moe it would be bong water" was…
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“You cannot inject health”
"You can't inject health" is a saying used by anti-vaccination supporters. The saying means that health can be acquired in many ways by healthy living (such as eating right and…
“Who is a Covid-19 patient’s favorite composer?”/“Drycoughsky.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made some jokesters think of Russian composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (1840-1893), who they renamed "Drycoughsky." Margot wrote on Twitter on March 14,…
“If prisoners took their own mug shots, they would be called ‘cellfies’”
"Do prisoners take cellfies?" was posted on Twitter by Michael Willits on August 27, 2013. "Cellfie" (cell + selfie) is a portmanteau word. "party-in-the-morgue:…
“The one thing the government fears is the day we stand together”
“A single bee is ignored, but when millions come together, even the bravest run in fear. The one thing the government fears is the day we stand together” is a saying that has been printed on…
“Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence”
"Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence" is an anti-vaccination saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that when people get vaccinated, the resulting…
“A single bee is ignored, but when millions come together, even the bravest run in fear”
“A single bee is ignored, but when millions come together, even the bravest run in fear. The one thing the government fears is the day we stand together” is a saying that has been printed on…
“Which composer got the coronavirus?”/“DryCoughsky.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made some jokesters think of Russian composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (1840-1893), who they renamed "Drycoughsky." Margot wrote on Twitter on March 14,…
“How to stop eating during quarantine: Put on your swimsuit instead of your pajamas”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines, and many people stayed at home and ate a lot. "How to STOP EATING during Quarantine!!! Put on your swimsuit instead of your Pajamas.…
“You can’t inject health”
"You can't inject health" is a saying used by anti-vaccination supporters. The saying means that health can be acquired in many ways by healthy living (such as eating right and…
“So they really clothes school tomorrow.”/ “They shirt it down.”/ “That socks.”
A jocular conversation between students is: "So they really clothes (closed) school tomorrow.""They shirt (shut) it down.""That socks (sucks).""I was underwear…
“When the looting starts, the shooting starts”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Twitter Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrumpThis Tweet violated the Twitter Rules about glorifying violence. However, Twitter has determined that it may be in the…
“I’m a big fan of air circulation”
"I'm a big fan of air circulation devices" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Mike Sullivan on July 9, 2012. "I'm a big fan of air circulation" was posted on…
“Have you been traumatized by the toilet paper shortage? You may be entitled to constipation”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying -- and shortages -- of toilet paper. "HAVE YOU BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY THE SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO…
“Due to corona virus, I will not shake hands or hug. You may kneel or bow to me”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many people refrain from handshakes and hugs. "Due to corona virus I will not shake hands or hug... you may kneel or bow to me.., either will be…
“With everything going on, you’d think America is cursed or something. Like it was built on…”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“I named my stomach Budapest, Because it is the capital of Hungry”
The country of Hungary should not be confused with "hungry," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Taylor Burkhalter on January 6, 2018: "I was home for Christmas and my…
“If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your business. We are having a fire drill”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools. Many parents were homeschooling for the first time. "If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your business! We…
“Is America cursed because it’s built on an ancient Indian burial ground?”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations or learn to drink”
"The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations or learn to drink" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The key to getting along with people…