“Bought a Dracula themed clock. Every second Count”
To “make every second count” does not mean to “make every second Count Dracula,” but there are jokes.
“Bought a Dracula themed clock. Every second Count” was posted on Twitter by Darren Walsh Puns on September 9, 2013.
“There were only two of us on the assembly line making Dracula figures. I had to make every second count” was posted on Twitter by Jim Crowfoot on May 7, 2016. “For Halloween I’ve got a job making plastic Draculas. There’s only two of us working here so I have to make every second count” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 23, 2019.
Wikipedia: Count Dracula
Count Dracula (/ˈdrækjʊlə, -jələ/) is the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula. He is considered to be both the prototypical and the archetypal vampire in subsequent works of fiction. He is also depicted in the novel to be the origin of werewolf legends. Some aspects of the character are believed to have been inspired by the 15th-century Wallachian Prince Vlad the Impaler, who was also known as Dracula, and by Sir Henry Irving, an actor for whom Stoker was a personal assistant.
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Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb
The Before & After puzzle on “Wheel of Fortune” just now was “Make Every Second Count Dracula,” which is also solid vampire advice.
7:43 PM · Oct 30, 2012·TweetDeck
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bags
@ceIiasutton
Make every second Count Dracula #wof #ftw
10:11 PM · Oct 30, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Darren Walsh Puns
@DarrenWalshPuns
Bought a Dracula themed clock. Every second Count
1:45 PM · Sep 9, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Jim Crowfoot
@CrowfootJim
There were only two of us on the assembly line making Dracula figures. I had to make every second count.
3:45 PM · May 7, 2016·Twitter for iPad
10 May 2016, The Herald (Glasgow Scotland), Ken Smith column, pg. ?:
Fangs for that
TODAY’S piece of whimsy comes from Jim Crowfoot who says: “There were only two of us on the assembly line making Dracula figures. I had to make every second count.”
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bobgerman
@bobgerman
There were only two of us on the assembly line making Dracula figurines…...I had to make every second count!
10:24 AM · May 24, 2016 from Prairie Village, KS·Twitter for iPhone
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Neil Wellington
@wildwellie
Only 2 of us work on a production line making Dracula figurines.
You have to make every second count. #1PUN #dailypun
8:37 AM · Jun 4, 2017 from Sheffield, England·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Remri January 30, 2018
I work in a factory that makes Dracula figurines.
However, there are only 2 employees so I have to make every second count.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/morris_man October 23, 2019
For Halloween I’ve got a job making plastic Draculas
There’s only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.
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Grumpy Joe
@paulyozz
For Halloween I’ve got a job making plastic Draculas
There’s only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.
9:02 PM · Oct 23, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Brata George
@BrataGeorge
For Halloween I’ve got a job making plastic Draculas There’s only two of us working here so I have to make every second count. #smile #reddit #jokes
9:36 PM · Oct 23, 2019·IFTTT
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Majesty1985 November 3, 2019
I started a job making plastic Dracula figurines but there’s only two of us in the production line.
I have to make every second Count.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/tonic613 (November 2019?—ed.)
I got a job making plastic Draculas for Halloween.
There’s only two of us though so I have to make every second count.
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I’ve just got a job making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us on the production line…
So I have to make every second Count.
#WednesdayMorning
2:30 AM · Jun 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Stoatwobbler June 21, 2020
I’ve just got a job making plastic Draculas
But there are only two of us on the production line.
So I have to make every second Count!