Goodge (opposite of “badge”)
"Badge" does not mean that there is a "goodge," but there are jokes. "It's not a badge; it's a goodge" was posted on Twitter by Sidyom H on December 13,…
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“I’m excited that the phrase ‘get the fuck away from me’ is no longer rude but a PSA”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing. "I'm excited that the phrase 'get the fuck away from me' is no longer rude but a public service announcement.…
“Heroes work here” (slogan)
"Heroes work here" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It (a sign -- ed.) reads: 'Heroes Work Here' in reference to the six squad members who worked last…
“A license is what you get when the gov’t steals your rights away from you and then sells them back”
"A license is what you get when the government steals your rights away from you and then sells them back" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The most popular image credits…
“Home schooling question: Does having your children fix your mixed cocktails count as chemistry?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many schools to close. Many parents homeschooled for the first time. Many of these parents needed alcohol to get through it. "Home schooling question:…
“There’s only one thing about Halloween that scares me.”/“Which is?”
"Witches" sounds like "which is." "RT @timbuckteeth: Halloween is only good for one thing. Which is...." was posted on Twitter by Darcy Moore on October 31, 2009.…
“I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters”
"I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters" is a popular joke that has been printed on several images. "XD RT @sickipediabot I used to be in…
“I never thought ‘I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole’ would become a national policy”
"I wouldn't touch him/her with a ten-foot pole" was a common expression of avoidance in the United States in the 20th century. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created social…
“Halloween is only good for one thing. Which is…”
"Witches" sounds like "which is." "RT @timbuckteeth: Halloween is only good for one thing. Which is...." was posted on Twitter by Darcy Moore on October 31, 2009.…
“I don’t think the Renaissance Festival should be closed, because having a real plague there…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled many entertainments. "I don’t think the Renaissance Festival should be closed, because having a real life plague there will add to the…
“I never thought ‘I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 10-foot pole’ would become a national policy”
"I wouldn't touch him/her with a ten-foot pole" was a common expression of avoidance in the United States in the 20th century. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created social…
“What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?” (riddle)
The 2020 death of George Floyd while in police custody created national protests in the United States. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Darkjokes on June 1, 2020: Q: Whats the difference between…
“What’s the difference between a cop and a bullet?” (riddle)
The 2020 death of George Floyd while in police custody created national protests in the United States. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Darkjokes on June 1, 2020: Q: Whats the difference between…
“Covid-19 should be renamed COTTON EYE JOE (where did it come from, where did it go)”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic brought some to recall the lyrics in the traditional American country folk song "Cotton-Eyed Joe" (also known as "Cotton-Eye Joe") --…
“I can’t believe it’s riot season already. I still have my COVID decorations up”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was followed by George Floyd protests. "I can’t believe it’s riot season already. I still have my COVID decorations up" was posted on Twitter by…
“If you see my kids crying outside & picking weeds, just keep on driving. They’re on a field trip”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic closed many schools, and many parents were homeschooling for the first time. "Field trips" were a little different. This was posted on Facebook by…
“After all the stupid things I’ve done in my life, if I die because I touched my face…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some public health warnings cautioning people not to touch their face. "I swear... after all the stupid, backward ass, ignorant stuff I’ve done…
“Due to the recent outbreak of Corona virus, kissing ass has been temporarily suspended”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic changed many workplaces. This jocular work notice was posted on Twitter by @AhmedTawfiq on March 30, 2020: "NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES DUE TO THE RECENT OUTBREAK OF…
“If 2020 was a drink, what would it be?”/“Colonoscopy prep.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was followed with the George Floyd protests and riots. Not many people enjoyed the year 2020. "If 2020 was a drink moe it would be bong water" was…
“I don’t trust trees. They’re shady”
"I don't trust trees. They're shady" is a pun that has been printed on several images. "RT @LateUpdate You can't trust trees. Don't ask why; there's just…