“For my next trick, I will disappear. ‘Fuck you, pear! You taste like shit!’”
“Disappear” should not be confused with “dis a pear,” but there are jokes. One such joke has been printed on several images.
“And for my next trick, I will disappear: You suck, pear! You will never be an orange!” was posted on Twitter by B.H. on November 27, 2012. “‘For my last trick, I will disappear!’ *magician pulls pear (fruit) out of pocket and begins making rude comments re: said pear*” was posted on Twitter by ferris juuler on May 29, 2013.
“And for my next act, I will disappear! Fuck you pear, you taste like shit” was posted on Twitter by Subject Unknown on January 3, 2018. “For my next trick,I will disappear. ‘Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit’” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 16, 2018.
Twitter
B.H.
@voxproveritate
And for my next trick, I will disappear: You suck, pear! You will never be an orange!
8:33 AM · Nov 27, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
ferris juuler
@LexiBueno
“For my last trick, I will disappear!” *magician pulls pear (fruit) out of pocket and begins making rude comments re: said pear*
8:23 PM · May 29, 2013·Twitter SMS
Twitter
80s Montage
@SpongeDad_
“And for my next act, I will disappear”
*pulls out a pear and just starts railin on it.
4:48 PM · Jun 2, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
80s Montage
@SpongeDad_
Magician: and for my next trick I will disappear
*pulls out pear
Magician: you’ll never be a fuckin apple!
8:16 PM · Sep 19, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
peter j marshall
@petemarshalljnr
For my next trick I will disappear,🗣Pear or dis a pear
@JokeBlogger
3:01 PM · Mar 6, 2017 from Bishopbriggs, Scotland·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Subject Unknown
@UnicornSyrup
And for my next act, I will disappear!
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit.
1:08 AM · Jan 3, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Devon Ghumm
@ghumm_devon
For my next trick I will disappear…
“Screw you pear you taste like shit.”
#StoleFromFacebook #haha
12:55 PM · Jan 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jeiku Anime Review
@JeikuReview
I’m a magician and for my next trick I will disappear
*ahem*
“F**k You pear you taste like trash compared to the other fruit!”
8:23 AM · Jan 16, 2018·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Mudpucket1969 June 16, 2018
For my next trick,I will disappear.
“Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit.”
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Titan407 August 3, 2020
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/M0ng078 October 15, 2020
For my next trick I will disappear
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit