“Tequila helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
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“Vodka helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“A spoon is just a small bowl with a handle”
Many people have said that a spoon is just a small, shallow bowl with a handle. "A spoon is a small bowl with a handle" was posted on Twitter by "two thirds of a ghost" on March…
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Whiskey helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…
“Oh kale no”
"Oh kale no" -- like "Oh hell no" -- is a food saying that has been printed on many images. It could mean that the speaker does not like kale, or that the speaker likes kale…
“Not your mum, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Not your mom, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“I’m not really interested in tobogganing, but I would probably do it if pushed”
"Push" often means to strongly suggest or direct, but sometimes it involves actual pushing. "I'm not really interested in tobogganing, but I would probably do it if pushed.…
“The only thing we need from animals is forgiveness”
"The only thing we need from animals is forgiveness" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, we do not need food from animals. "The only thing we need from…
“My wife says I put plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards. She thinks I’m dishlexic”
"Dishlexia" (dish + dyslexia) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on June 2, 2007. "Dishlexic" (dish + dyslexic) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on November 23, 2010.…
“The dishwasher put plates and bowls in the wrong order. He was dishlexic”
"Dishlexia" (dish + dyslexia) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on June 2, 2007. "Dishlexic" (dish + dyslexic) was entered in the Urban Dictionary on November 23, 2010.…
“College prepares you for real life right away. It puts you in debt”
Does college prepare students for real life? "RT @OneLinersPlus College prepares you for real life. Right off, it puts you in debt. #college #growingup #quote #funny" was posted on…
“Before you buy anything online, ask yourself, ‘Am I prepared to see a sales ad for that item…’”
When you buy something online, there are consequences. "Before you buy anything online ask yourself 'Am I ready to receive spam mails everyday from this website for the rest of my…
“If you’re not dripping with sweat at the gym, you ain’t doing it right”
Many people believe that if you work out, it should end with you dripping with sweat. "If you don't sweat....you ain't doin' it right" was posted on Twitter by Scott…
“If you keep a sword in one hand and the decapitated head of an enemy in the other…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused people to avoid touching their faces. "If you keep a sword in one hand and the decapitated head of your enemy in the other, you won't touch your…
“Don’t ask me about my protein and I won’t ask you about your cholesterol”
Vegans are often asked about how they get enough protein in their diets. "Don't ask me about my protein and I won't ask you about your cholesterol" is a vegan saying that has…
“Tofu never screams”
"Tofu never screams" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, no animals were killed in the making of tofu. "Tofu never screams" was posted on Twitter by…
“My food is grown, not born”
"My food is grown, not born" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make a statement with this 100% cotton canvas tote bag! 'My food is Grown not born' -…