“I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What do you think?”
"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on October 25, 2010. The joke originated on the Sickipedia…
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“I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?”
"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on October 25, 2010. The joke originated on the Sickipedia…
“Why isn’t there any music in skeleton church?”/“No organs.”
A skeleton riddle is: Q: Why isn't there any music in skeleton church? A: No organs. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Halloweeniverse on October 31, 2011.…
“What do you call a broken square?”/“A REKTangle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“Carving a pumpkin is a great activity if you’re in an artsy mood and also feel like stabbing…”
Carving a pumpkin can bring out certain emotions in some people. "Carving a pumpkin is fun. Stabbing a pumpkin repeatedly is even more fun. #halloween #gammaltdjungelordspråk" was posted…
“Hey, Siri, why do I always mess things up with women?”/“My name is ALEXA…”
Many people confuse Amazon Alexa with Siri. "'Siri, why do I suck with women?' 'I'm Alexa you fuck'" was posted on Twitter by WallStreetBets on October 17, 2020.…
“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A REKTangle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a broken square?”/“A wrecked angle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A wrecked angle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“When the wolf stares you down, will you be the lamb that cowers in fear…”
"When the wolf stares you down, will you be the lamb that cowers in fear or will you be the sheepdog who stares back and takes action?" is a political saying that has been printed on an…
Fascistbook (fascist + Facebook)
Facebook is a popular global social networking website. Some people who don't like Facebook -- usually because of censorship -- have nicknamed it "Fascistbook" (fascist + Facebook),…
“The hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake”
"Skimmed milk" has nothing to do with "stone skimming," but there are jokes. "The hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake" was posted…
“Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 90%”
"Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the 'send' button by 89%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people send more inappropriate texts,…
“Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 89%”
"Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the 'send' button by 89%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people send more inappropriate texts,…
“4 Norse gods, 1 Roman god, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version about the names of the days of the week is: "4 Norse gods, 1 Roman god, and…
“How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?”/“It’s extra sharp.”
A popular meme shows two knights fighting, but one has a block of cheese instead of a weapon. "How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?" asks one. "It's extra…
“For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Twitter”
"Halloween costume idea: You should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook/Grindr/Instagram/Social Media/Twitter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on social media”
"Halloween costume idea: You should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook/Grindr/Instagram/Social Media/Twitter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Instagram”
"Halloween costume idea: You should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook/Grindr/Instagram/Social Media/Twitter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook”
"Halloween costume idea: You should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook/Grindr/Instagram/Social Media/Twitter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…