“‘Per my last email’ is office speak for ‘bitch can you read’”

“Per mail last email” is another way of saying, “I’m telling you again. Listen this time!”
 
“As per my last email=bitch can you read?” was posted on Twitter by Nick Papageorgnegro on August 25, 2017. “‘Per my last email’ is office talk for ‘If I have to tell your stupid ass the same thing one more time’” was posted on Twitter by “I’m so happy cus I’m a gummy bear” on October 31, 2017.
   
“‘Per my last e-mail’ is office speak for ‘bitch can you read’” was posted on Twitter by Loft burner acct@OhEmmeG on December 21, 2017. Although the tweet went viral, this tweet and this account are no longer on Twitter. “‘PER MY LAST EMAIL’ IS OFFICE SPEAK FOR ‘B*TCH CAN U READ’” was posted on Twitter by El Arroyo (as shown on this Austin restaurant’s sign) on November 10, 2020.
   
         
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Nick Papageorgnegro
@Themahoganydon
As per my last email=bitch can you read?
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Ashley Nicole
@Le_Goldie
· Aug 25, 2017
YES ” per my last email” https://twitter.com/betchesluvthis/status/900877997913387009
8:06 AM · Aug 25, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
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strega nonna
@christineeeeeo
“Per my last email” is a nice way to say “well, maybe if you read my last email, bitch”
8:15 PM · Aug 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
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I’m so happy cus I’m a gummy bear
@iGiveYouWings
“Per my last email” is office talk for “If I have to tell your stupid ass the same thing one more time”
11:17 AM · Oct 31, 2017·Twitter Web Client
     
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Dee Dixon
@PDeeDixon
“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read” https://fb.me/6TDMksSJF
11:16 AM · Dec 21, 2017·Facebook
   
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Chun Bae Chopsticks
@ImPepperAnne
RT @OhEmmeG: “Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”
GIF
2:11 PM · Dec 21, 2017·Tweetlogix
 
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xXSoupLord420Xx
@TwatterlessNP
“Per my last email” is office talk for “bitch can you read”
2:22 AM · Dec 22, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
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Dr_Gillian_McQueef
@TheDivineSalM
‘Per my last email’ is office speak for
‘bitch, can you read?’
4:27 AM · Dec 22, 2017·Twitter Web App
   
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Desiree Medina
@DesireeMedinaPR
“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for, “B****, can you read?”
9:07 AM · Dec 22, 2017 from Camp Springs, MD·Twitter for Android
 
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Buzz·Posted on Jan 6, 2018
27 Hilarious Tweets That Will Cleanse Your Soul
“‘Per my last email’ is office speak for ‘bitch can you read?’”

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Fatty Mamas
@OhEmmeG
“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”
04:12 PM - 21 Dec 2017
       
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mercedes howard
@YaGirlCedes
Per my last email, is office talk for ” BISH CAN YOU READ”
12:15 PM · Jan 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Ebony Ivy
@DeaPierre
“Per my last email” is office for “bitch can you read?”
6:56 PM · Jan 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗
@tokyo_bat
“per my last email” is office speak for “bitch can you read”
1:06 PM · Sep 25, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Juntas Writes
@N0LoVeBigLove
PSA: “Per my last email” is office etiquette for “read these exact words for the 2nd fucking time” #themoreyouknow
4:28 PM · Jan 2, 2020·Twitter for iPad
 
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𝑍𝑎ℎ𝑟𝑎 𝐻𝑎𝑗𝑖
@ZaraHaji_
“As per my last email” is office speak for “Are you blind?”
7:37 AM · Apr 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Matthew Weisman
@MHWComedy
“Per my last email” is office speak for “Blow me.”
4:32 PM · Nov 6, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
PER MY LAST EMAIL, JANET
(The following is from the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
“PER MY LAST EMAIL”
IS OFFICE
SPEAK FOR
“B*TCH CAN U READ”
12:31 PM · Nov 10, 2020·IFTTT