“How many bones are in the human foot?”/“All of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
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“How many bones are in your hand?”/“A handful.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it”
"I've got it all together. I just forgot where I put it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I Finally Got It All Together, But I Forgot Where I Put…
“If judging others is a sin, is Santa going to hell?”
Santa Claus (according to folklore) decides who is naughty and who is nice every Christmas. "If judging others is a sin, is Santa going to hell?" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“I’ve got it all together. I just forgot where I put it”
"I've got it all together. I just forgot where I put it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I Finally Got It All Together, But I Forgot Where I Put…
“What has four legs and one arm?”/“A happy pit bull.”
Many people have a pit bull to protect property. A popular riddle is: Q: What has four legs and one arm?A: A happy pit bull. That is, the pit bull has four legs -- and someone's human arm. The…
“How many bones are in your head?”/“All of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many bones are in a human body?”/“Usually, all of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“I finally got it all together, and then I forgot where I put it”
"I've got it all together. I just forgot where I put it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I Finally Got It All Together, But I Forgot Where I Put…
“Don’t make me use my before coffee voice”
"Don't make me use my before coffee voice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Before having coffee, many people are out of control. "That is my before coffee…
“To kill a French vampire, you need to drive a baguette through its heart. It’s painstaking”
"To kill a French Vampire, you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking" was posted on Twitter by @CatstreyDave on January 1, 2020. The…
“If 2020 was a bath bomb, it would be a fucking toaster”
The COVID-19 pandemic made 2020 a bad year for many people. "If 2020 was a bath bomb it would be a fucking toaster" was posted on Twitter by Callum Lyon on October 28, 2020. A toaster, of…
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Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemicThe COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe…
“Can you tell me when the next train is coming?”/“Look online.” (joke)
"Online" (on the internet) is different than "on line" (as in a train track). "So i said to this bloke how can i find out when's the next train. He said look online i…
“Snow isn’t dangerous, but ISIS”
The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) gained prominence in early 2014. "ISIS" sounds like "ice is." "Is snow a potential terror threat? No, but Isis" was posted…
“There’s no way like the American way. World’s highest standard of living”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: American wayThe American way of life or the American way refers to the American nationalist ethos that adheres to the principle of life, liberty and the pursuit…
“Can you tell me when the next train is coming?”/“Look online.” (“on line” pun)
"Online" (on the internet) is different than "on line" (as in a train track). "So i said to this bloke how can i find out when's the next train. He said look online i…
“Your obedience is prolonging this nightmare”
The COVID-19 pandemic resulted in lockdowns, face mask requirements, and more. Many people believed that the lockdowns were unlawful, and that obedience to these orders (rather than, for example,…
“Why do big-game hunters mount lions’ heads?”/“To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.”
The word "catastrophe" sounds like "cat ass trophy," and there are jokes. "This sounds like a guaranteed cat-ass-trophy!" was posted on the newsgroup rec.motorcycles…
“A busy night at Stonehenge as workers move all the stones forward one hour”
"A busy night at Stonehenge as workers move all the stones back/forward one hour" is a jocular daylight saving time saying that has been printed on several images. Stonehenge is a…