“What do you call a cautious potato?/“A hesitater.”
Potatoes are called "taters." There are many "hesitator" -- or "hesitater" -- puns. "What do you call a potato that takes it's time?? A hesitater...…
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“Why did the apple turnover?”/“Because it saw the sausage roll.”
There are several apple turnover riddles that involve a jelly roll, a cheese roll and a sausage roll. This was printed in the Uniontown (PA) Evening Standard on August 3, 1961: Q: Why did the apple…
“Why did the apple turnover?”/“Because it saw the jelly roll.”
There are several apple turnover riddles that involve a jelly roll, a cheese roll and a sausage roll. This was printed in the Uniontown (PA) Evening Standard on August 3, 1961: Q: Why did the apple…
“Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? Also no”
"Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? Also no" is a jocular and all-too-realistic saying that has been printed on many images. "Am I a good person? No. But am I…
“I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow”
"I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow" is a jocular saying about procrastination that has been printed on many images. "I had a lot of stuff to…
“Sprinkles are just glitter for food”
"Sprinkles are just glitter for food" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Sprinkles are like edible glitter" was posted on Twitter by Sexy Brilliance on…
“George Washington is the only president to have been drawn and quartered”
U.S. President George Washington (1732-1799) is on the Washington quarter. He was not "quartered" (as in "hanged, drawn and quartered" -- cut into four pieces), but there are…
“Have you ever noticed how many towns are named after their water towers?”
"Have you ever noticed how many towns are named after their water towers?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "How come so many small towns are named after…
“You say drunk and disorderly. I say spirited and spontaneous”
"You say drunk and disorderly. I say spirited and spontaneous" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "You say drunk and disorderly I say spirited and…
“Sprinkles are edible glitter”
"Sprinkles are just glitter for food" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Sprinkles are like edible glitter" was posted on Twitter by Sexy Brilliance on…
“How come so many small towns are named after water towers?”
"Have you ever noticed how many towns are named after their water towers?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "How come so many small towns are named after…
“Why do people pull their mask down to hear better?”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many people wearing face masks. Some people took off their masks to listen to another person, even though the face masks have nothing to do with…
“Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion”
"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Did you know 14 muscles…
“And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression”
"And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression" is a donut saying that has been printed on an image. The image was shown on Facebook by OB Donuts on November 2, 2014. "and…
“It’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside”
"It's time to clean the fridge/refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It is time to clean out…
“Have you heard the one about the bad pole vaulter? It never goes over very well”
"I know a lot of jokes about bad pole-vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well. Comment On This Pun!" was posted on Twitter by Just another Jokes on April 2, 2018. The joke…
“In moments of doubt, trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a donut”
"In moments of doubt, trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a donut" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In moments of doubt trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a…
“Why is it called a ‘slice’ of bread but a ‘piece’ of toast?”
Bread is sliced from a loaf, so it is called a "slice" of bread. There is no "loaf" of toast, so it is a "piece" of toast. "Last post made me wonder... why is it…
“Test your air bag here” (sign on rear of a vehicle)
"Test your airbag here" (sign on rear of a vehicle, such as a large truck) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if your vehicle hits the vehicle with this…
“I’ve come to the conclusion, the bigger the Cheerio, the better it tastes” (donut saying)
"The bigger the cheerio, the better it tastes" -- a meme usually shown with a bowl of Cheerios and a donut on top -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The bigger the…