“I’m an amateur crastinator. Someday I’ll turn pro”

“I used to just crastinate. Then I decided to go pro” is a jocular procrastination saying that has been printed on many images.
       
“I’m an amateur crastinator. Someday I’ll turn pro” was posted on the newsgroup comp.sys.ibm.pc.misc on September 21, 1994. “I’m an ameteur crastinator. Someday I’ll go pro!” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fairs.renaissance on May 1, 2000. “I’m an amateur crastinator, but if any of you can tell me how to get paid for it, I’ll gladly go pro #writechat” was posted on Twitter by Greg Pincus on July 19, 2009. “I’m an amateur crastinator but I’m hoping to go pro eventually” was posted on Twitter by Alex London on September 19, 2019.
       
“Think I’ll just crastinate for awhile. Not ready to go pro yet” was posted on Twitter by Dave on November 21, 2011. “I used to just crastinate. Then I decided to go pro” was posted on Twitter by 🆃🅴🆁🆁🆈 🅵🅸🅽🅸🆂🆃🅴🆁🆁🅴 on August 16, 2015. This version of the saying was probably popularized by an image.
       
       
Google Groups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.misc
Need utility to park hard
MajorBBS: Quo
Sep 21, 1994, 4:18:45 AM
(...)
... I’m an amateur crastinator. Someday I’ll turn pro.
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
 
Google Groups: rec.models.railroad
RAY HOBIN
Mar 21, 1995, 8:20:00 AM
(...)
SRP 2.0i #1669 I’m an amateur crastinator. Someday I’ll turn pro.
     
Google Groups: bit.listserv.bgrass-l
Quoting from Bgrass-l
Carolyn Boselli
Apr 3, 1995, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
I used to be an amateur crastinator, but I turned pro years ago.
 
Google Groups: alt.fairs.renaissance
God(dess) Application for AFR
Cyd
unread,
May 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
(...)   
Lady Celena (I’m an ameteur crastinator. Someday I’ll go pro!)
   
Twitter
MobyD
@MobyD
I’m not an amateur crastinator. I’m a PRO!
4:06 PM · May 19, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Greg Pincus
@gregpincus
I’m an amateur crastinator, but if any of you can tell me how to get paid for it, I’ll gladly go pro #writechat
5:06 PM · Jul 19, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Phoon Chi Ho
@chihohoho
I’m just a crastinator. I haven’t turn pro yet.
12:09 PM · Mar 10, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter   
Dave
@gneicco
Think I’ll just crastinate for awhile. Not ready to go pro yet.
4:05 PM · Nov 21, 2011·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Zack Paulozza
@GioZackPaul
If I crastinate long enough, I could go pro
7:36 PM · Jan 11, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
     
Google Groups: gregory-ks-gottabook-list
Crastination
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Mar 14, 2012, 3:22:16 AM
Crastination
By
Greg Pincus
 
There’s something I’m not sure of
Yet I’d really like to know:
I’m an amateur in crastination…
Who’ll pay me to go pro?
 
http://gottabook.blogspot.com/2012/03/crastination-procrastination-poem.html
 
Twitter
Kenpachi
@troyycrossman
if i ‘crastinate’ long enough i will eventually go ‘pro’
8:23 PM · Jun 13, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Mush•Mouth
@GirrlGenius
I think I might crastinate for a while. I’m not ready to go pro yet.
3:48 PM · Jul 12, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Punny 
Posted by u/lindymad October 17, 2012
I’m an amateur crastinator
One day I’ll get round to going pro
   
Twitter
shelby paine
@shelbyelise
I used to be just an amateur crastinator, but I’ve decided to finally go pro
9:26 PM · May 6, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/guybobjake September 15, 2015
I’m such a crastinator…
I’m way too busy redditing to go Pro!
   
Twitter
🆃🅴🆁🆁🆈 🅵🅸🅽🅸🆂🆃🅴🆁🆁🅴
@terryfinisterre
I used to just crastinate. Then I decided to go pro.
10:22 PM · Aug 16, 2015·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Kevin Gnz
@kevin_gnz
i used to CRASTINATE, then i decided to go PRO
5:04 AM · Aug 17, 2015·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
zZzZzZz
@LiciousZee
I used to just crastinate… Then I decided to go PRO
#ProcrastinationDaily
9:36 AM · Aug 17, 2015·Twitter for Android
 
YouTube
“I USED TO JUST CRASTINATE. THEN I DECIDED TO GO PRO.” - VLOG-004
Jul 2, 2017
Randy Todd
         
Facebook
Businessmentals
August 19, 2018 at 1:12 AM ·
“Amateur Crastinator, turning Pro next year sometime”. An old joke but still relevant
 
Twitter
Alex London
@ca_london
I’m an amateur crastinator but I’m hoping to go pro eventually
3:16 PM · Sep 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow…....
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
I USED TO BE
A CRASTINATOR…
BUT THEN I
DECIDED TO GO PRO
12:28 PM · Jan 27, 2021·IFTTT