“Whoever named them ‘missiles’ wasn’t being very optimistic”
"Whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic" was posted on Twitter by FRO VO on November 4, 2015. That is, the word "missile" has "miss" in it (rather…
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“Dismay: to insult the fifth month”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American.’ I saw it coming from a kilometre away”
To "see something coming from a mile away" is an expression meaning that something is very obvious. There is no European version involving kilometers, but there are jokes. "My wife…
“What do you call a stupid fish?”/“A dumb bass.”
A fishing riddle is: Q: What do you call a stupid fish?A: A dumb bass. "Dumb bass" sounds like "dumb ass." "What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb…
“I will not wear it on my face. I will not wear it any place…” (anti-mask poem)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear masks, but many people refused to wear them. A Dr. Seuss-like poem (similar to Green Eggs and Ham) has been printed on many…
“Whoever named them missiles wasn’t very optimistic”
"Whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic" was posted on Twitter by FRO VO on November 4, 2015. That is, the word "missile" has "miss" in it (rather…
“Life is a tornado and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value”
"Life is a tornado and I’m just a cow being spun around for cinematic value" is a saying that was posted on Facebook by Kev Thomas on February 17, 2021. The saying became immediately…
“If Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head are no longer male and female, does this mean no more tater tots?”
On February 25, 2021, the Hasbro toy company announced that "Mr. Potato Head" and "Mrs. Potato Head" would be the gender neutral "Potato Head." "If there’s no…
JAVax (Javits Center used as a vaccination site; Javits + vax)
New York City's Jacob K. Javits Convention Center was used in 2021 as a vaccination center against Covid. Some people called it "JAVax" or "Javax" (Javits Center + vax).…
“I wanna guac and roll all night, and party every day”
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
“I wanna guac and roll all night, and salsa every day”
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
“I wanna guac and roll all night, and patty every day” (guacamole burger)
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
“If money can’t buy you love, then why do dating websites charge?”
The Beatles sang that "money can't buy me love" in the song "Can't Buy Me Love" (1964). "RT @Farrali: If money can't buy love, why do dating websites charge…
Jabits Center (Javits Center used as a vaccination site)
New York City's Jacob K. Javits Convention Center was used in 2021 as a vaccination center against Covid. Some people said it should be called "Jab-Its." "New York's Jacob…
“Just got kicked out of the hospital for telling the Covid patients to stay positive”
"Stay positive" usually means to stay optimistic, but for a Covid test to "stay positive" means that the person still has the disease. The original authorship of a popular…
“If money can’t buy love, then why do dating sites charge?”
The Beatles sang that "money can't buy me love" in the song "Can't Buy Me Love" (1964). "RT @Farrali: If money can't buy love, why do dating websites charge…
“I wanna guac & roll all night, and margarita every day”
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
“The main ingredient in hand sanitizer is paranoia”
"The main ingredient in hand sanitizer is paranoia" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nat is a total germophobe. She could single-handedly keep the…
“Life and beer are very similar. For best results—chill”
"Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results" (or "Life and beer are very similar. For best results -- chill") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“What goes up and down, but doesn’t move?”/“A staircase.”
"What goes up and down at the same time? Stairs" is a riddle that was printed in The Daily Home News (New Brunswick, NJ) on July 15, 1934. "What goes up and down without moving? A…