Phogeddaboudit (pho + fuhgeddaboudit)
"WHY HAVEN'T I OPENED A VIETNAMESE/ITALIAN FUSION RESTAURANT CALLED "PHO-GEDDA 'BOUT IT"?!" was posted on Twitter by Lucia Fasano on June 18, 2014. The name is a…
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“Two types of people: People who think the government is looking out for their best interest…”
"There are two types of people in this world. People who think the government is looking out for their best interest, and people who think" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Arroz by any other name would go well with enchiladas”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Roses are red. Bacon is savory. The U.S. tax code is legalized slavery”
A "Roses are red..." poem about the U.S. tax code is: "Roses are red, Bacon is savory,The U.S tax code is legalized slavery." The poem was posted on Twitter by Wade provan on…
“You might live in Texas if you shovel snow and need to mow your yard in the same week”
Many states have claimed bipolar weather. "Only in NorthEast PA do you shovel 9 inches of snow and mow your yard all in the same week. #fb" was posted on Twitter by Sean O'Donnell on…
“What’s something a drug dealer would never ask?”/“‘Is Pepsi okay?’”
Many diners ask for "coke" when they want a soda. If the establishment has Pepsi cola instead of Coca-Cola, a server usually asks, "Is Pepsi okay (as a substitute drink)?" Pepsi…
“We don’t need more cameras pointed at citizens. We need more cameras pointed at politicians”
"We don't need more cameras pointed at citizens. We need more cameras pointed at politicians" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "we don't need more cameras…
“What do you call a yam in a hotel?”/“A suite potato.”
"Sweet potato" shouldn't be confused with "suite potato," but there are jokes. "Q. What kind of potato rents more than one room in a hotel? A. A suite potato" was…
“Old slaves were in chains. New slaves are in denial”
"Old slaves were in chains. New slaves are in denial" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Old slaves were in chains, new slaves are in denial" was posted on…
“The information they censor is exactly what you need to know”
"The information they censor is exactly what you need to know" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The information they censor is exactly what you need to know!…
“What do you call a potato in a hotel room?”/“A suite potato.”
"Sweet potato" shouldn't be confused with "suite potato," but there are jokes. "Q. What kind of potato rents more than one room in a hotel? A. A suite potato" was…
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m a bullshit analyzer”
"I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m a bullshit analyzer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a Conspiracy Theorist. I'm a bullshit…
“What do you call a yam lover who makes vlogs?”/“A YouTuber.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a potato that uploads videos?”/“A YouTuber.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“What do you call a potato that makes videos?”/“A YouTUBER.”
Potatoes and yams are "tubers." They are not "YouTubers," but there are jokes. "What do you call a potato that makes videos? A YouTUBER" was posted on Twitter by…
“The people who told you you don’t need guns and walls have surrounded themselves with…”
"Just remember, the people who told you that we don't need guns and walls have surrounded themselves by guns and walls" was posted on Twitter by Seattle Independent on January 18,…
“Why pay taxes when they can just print money?”
"Why pay taxes when they can just print money?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If the government could print money, then why pay taxes?" was printed in the…
“Why pay taxes when the government can just print money?”
"Why pay taxes when they can just print money?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If the government could print money, then why pay taxes?" was printed in the…
“I saw a microbiologist today. He was bigger than I imagined”
A "microbiologist" is not a very small biologist, but there are jokes. "I saw a microbiologist today, He was bigger than I imagined" was posted on Twitter by Pete on January 2,…
“Violence is the tool of the state. Knowledge and the mind are the tools of free people”
American author Llewellyn Harrison ("Lew") Rockwell wrote in "The Libertarian Paradox" on LewRockwell.com on July 24, 2013: "I will leave you with the final libertarian…