"I'm running in a 0.0000005K run to raise…

“I’m running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness” was posted on Twitter by thotrey hepurn on February 16, 2017. That is, the lazy person is barely moving at all, just the opposite of people who participate in 5K and 10K and marathon runs.

“If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness” was posted on the Sickipedia website on September 17, 2020.

Twitter
thotrey hepurn
@markydoodoo
I’m running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness.
8:13 AM · Feb 16, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Brian Middleton
@bdmiddleton802
I’m running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness.
9:11 PM · Feb 16, 2017·Facebook

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Coach Morgan Randall
@TheCoachRandall
I’m running in a 0.00005K run to raise awareness for laziness. Hope I get a participation trophy
8:51 AM · Feb 20, 2017·Hootsuite

Twitter
thotrey hepurn
@markydoodoo
I’m running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness
5:07 PM · Sep 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Sickipedia
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness
Joke by Chunkyfunky in Other - Stupid September 17, 2020 09:34 PM

Twitter
WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
@SarcasmLiving
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness
1:14 AM · Sep 18, 2020·TweetCaster for Android

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LFC_Roar
@LfcRoar
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a 0.00005K run to raise awareness for laziness
2:35 AM · Sep 18, 2020·Twitter for Android

26 September 2020, Daily Star (London, UK), “Wardy’s Wagers” by John Ward, pg. 8:
SPONSOR me, I’m doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness.

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Crazy World
March 16, 2021 at 6:30 PM ·
If anybody wants to
sponsor me, I’m doing a
0.000000000002kn run
to raise awareness for
laziness.