“I sleep better naked. Why can’t the flight attendants understand this?”
"I sleep better naked. Why can't the flight attendant(s) understand this?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "I sleep better…
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“Big Apple” float (NY Daily News in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade)
the Daily News (New York, NY) newspaper had a "Big Apple" float in the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade from 1977 until 2017 (except for the years 1990, 2000 and 2004). Three…
“I have 2 milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving”
"I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Obviously, not everyone enjoys work. "I have two milestones at work:1.…
“Every office should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you’re having a bad day”
"Every office/workplace should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you're having a bad day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every workplace…
Apple Polisher & Polish the Apple (I Love a Clean New York campaign, 1976-1980)
I Love a Clean New York, Inc. (borrowing from the "I Love New York" theme) was established in 1976 by New York Telephone Co. President John Mulhearn to improve the cleanliness and image…
“New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer”
"New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "New research suggests drinking coffee in…
“I always say thank you to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I am nice”
Some people say "please" and "thank you" even to a virtual assistant such as Siri or Amazon Alexa. The reason? "Nah, just practicing for when the machines take over? RT…
“Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d”
"Some women want to be wined and dined, I want to be margarita’d and taco’d" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Some women want to be wined and dined.…
“Treadmills are hamster wheels for humans”
Treadmills have been compared to hamster wheels. "treadmill = human version of hamster wheel" was posted on Twitter by DJ Chuang Tangerine 莊迪斐 on November 8, 2008. "Treadmills…
Fauci Ouchie (Covid-19 vaccination, after Dr. Anthony Fauci)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic brought national fame to Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) and the chief medical advisor…
“Drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer”
"New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "New research suggests drinking coffee in…
“The CDC just announced you can stop wearing socks with your sandals”
The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued many pronouncements during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. In May 2021, the CDC announced that vaccinated people do…
“I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today, so I went home. Looks like they had enough people”
"I drove into work today but I couldn't find a parking spot, so I turned around and went home" was posted on Twitter by kingsolomon2010 on November 18, 2010. "Couldn't find…
“Knowledge is knowing carrots are good for your eyes. Wisdom is knowing not to insert them directly”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad” is a well-known saying, and there are many variations. "Knowledge is knowing carrots are good for your…
“Banana bread is technically fruitcake”
A banana is a fruit, so some people have argued that banana bread is technically fruitcake. "Banana bread is just fruitcake with better fruit" was posted on Twitter by Tim McMackin on…
“If you needed a reason to unfriend me, I like pineapple on pizza”
Many people have strong feelings about pineapple as a pizza topping. "The only acceptable reason to unfriend someone is if they like pineapple pizza" was posted on Twitter by MicDre on…
The Apple (sculpture in Hudson River Park, 2004)
Stephan Weiss, a New York artist, married fashion designer Donna Karan in 1983; he died in 2001 at age 62. Karan used Weiss's plans and completed a bronze sculpture called "The…
“I wanted to go out tonight, but the avocado I bought last week will finally be ripe…” (joke)
An avocado is ripe for only a very brief time, and there are jokes. "I wanted to go out tonight, but the avocado I bought this wk will finally be ripe enough to eat between 8pm-8:15pm -- so I…
“I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm”
"I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@NaughtyFacts: I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an…
Stephan Weiss Apple Awards (2011-2018)
Stephan Weiss, a New York artist, married fashion designer Donna Karan in 1983; he died in 2001 at age 62. Karan used Weiss's plans and completed a bronze sculpture called "The…