“I could use a foot massage, four donuts, and an orgasm”
"I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@NaughtyFacts: I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an…
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The Apple (sculpture in Hudson River Park)
Stephan Weiss, a New York artist, married fashion designer Donna Karan in 1983; he died in 2001 at age 62. Karan used Weiss's plans and completed a bronze sculpture called "The…
“I could use a foot massage, 3 donuts, and an orgasm”
"I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@NaughtyFacts: I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an…
“Be a good person in real life. I promise you none of this social media shit matters”
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
“Cashier in supermarket: You have 12 items. This is the 10 items only queue. Can’t you read?” (joke)
Many supermarkets have a checkout for "10 items or less" or "12 items or less." A person with more items who goes to that checkout either can't read or can't count --…
“A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the house”
"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the whole house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A Husband Is…
“Be a good person in real life, not in social media”
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
“Be a good person in real life. None of this social media stuff matters”
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
“Be a good person in real life. I promise you none of this social media stuff matters”
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
“A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he cleaned the whole house”
"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the whole house" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A Husband Is…
“Be a good person in real life, not just on social media”
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
“Be a good person in real life. None of this social media shit matters”
"Be a good person in real life, not in social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be a good person in real life too not just on social media" was posted on…
“Why will nobody tell me what the lowest rank of the military is? Everyone says it’s private”
There is a popular pun on the word "private." A private is a soldier of the lowest military rank "I'm trying to find out what the lowest rank in the army is, but everyone keeps…
“Thank God it’s Friday. Only 40 more years of work left!”
"Thank god it‘s friday. Only 40 more years of working" was posted on Twitter by Julicorn on February 1, 2019. That is, the speaker might have Saturday and Sunday off from work, but…
“A boomerang is basically a single-player frisbee”
"A boomerang is a single player frisbee" was posted on Twitter by mackenzie on January 29, 2013. "A boomerang is like a single player frisbee" was posted on Twitter by Jimmy…
“How rich are garbage men?”/“Filthy.”
A wealth riddle is: Q: How rich are garbage men?A: Filthy. That is, garbage men are "filthy rich." The joke was posted on Reddit -- ShitJokes on November 9, 2017. Reddit -- ShitJokes…
“I just realized why this month is called ‘May.’ It may rain, it may snow…”
"THERE seems to be a particular reason why the month of May should be marked with floods, unless it be the old rule that the month is so called because it may rain, it may snow, it may freeze,…
“Are you from Harvard and can’t count, or from MIT and can’t read?” (supermarket checkout joke)
Many supermarkets have a checkout for "10 items or less" or "12 items or less." A person with more items who goes to that checkout either can't read or can't count --…
“My French teacher has retired. Adios, amigo”
"My french teacher died. Adios, buddy" was posted on Reddit -- Sixwordstories on June 21, 2016. "After a long and effective career, my French teacher finally retired. Adios,…
“Three types of people with more than 10 items: People who can’t read, can’t count, and assholes”
Many supermarkets have a checkout for "10 items or less" or "12 items or less." A person with more items who goes to that checkout either can't read or can't count --…