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The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in mask wearing. Vaccines were made available in 2021, and some mask restrictions were dropped. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 14, 2021:…
"Thank god it‘s friday. Only 40 more years of working" was posted on Twitter by Julicorn on February 1, 2019. That is, the speaker might have Saturday and Sunday off from work, but…
A ghost riddle is: Q: Why did the ghost go to jail?A: He got arrested for possession. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2013. TwitterShane, Please...@ShaneHoseaWhy did the ghost go…
A calendar riddle is: Q: What do calendars eat?A: Dates. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2010. TwitterVidhi Agrawal@n0m_nomWhat do you calendars eat? DATES12:11 AM · Feb 15,…
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
"Old soldiers never die -- they just fade away” is an old saying that was popularized by General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) in his farewell address to Congress on April 19, 1951. Many…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A lion version is: Q: Why did the lion cross the road?A: To get to…
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A lion version is: Q: Why did the lion cross the road?A: Because he…
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
A temporary closure of the Colonial Pipeline in May 2021 caused gas shortages in the United States. Some people applied Coivd-19 (coronavirus) pandemic logic to the problem. "Maybe if everyone…
"I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@NaughtyFacts: I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an…
Some people eat a "temporary" snack while deciding on a permanent snack. "Currently standing in front of my pantry eating a 'temporary' snack while trying to decide on a…
The year 2020 saw panic buying of toilet paper. The year 2021 saw panic buying of gasoline. This was posted on Facebook by Michael Wayne Hurst on May 10, 2021: "Someone should start a rumor of…
"Hasta la vista, baby" is a famous line that actor Arnold Schwarzenegger used in the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day. "Hasta barista, baby" is a line that has been printed on…
"Imprisonment" shouldn't be confused with "imprisonmint," but there are jokes. "What flavour is the toothpaste in jail? Imprisonmint" was posted on Reddit --…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccine shots/jabs. Some people dubbed the shots "Frankenshot" (Frankenstein + vaccination shot). "We don't want your shit filled…
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccine shots/jabs. Some people dubbed the jabs "Frankenjab" (Frankenstein + vaccination jab). "The frankenjab murders people"…