“I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they’re all drunk”
To "get one's ducks in a row" means to take care of one’s duties and responsibilities. Many people do not have their "ducks in a row." "I don't have ducks. I…
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“I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels and they’re everywhere”
To "get one's ducks in a row" means to take care of one’s duties and responsibilities. Many people do not have their "ducks in a row." "I don't have ducks. I…
Frankenvax or Frankenvaxx (Frankenstein + vaccination)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccine shots/jabs. Some people dubbed the shots "Frankenvax" or "Frankenvaxx" (Frankenstein + vaccination). "Frankenvax? Is…
“Why are the French snails fastest in the world?”/“L’ess cargo.”
"Escargot" (French for "snail") is sometimes given the joke "l'ess/less cargo." "Why are French snails faster? Less cargo" was posted on Twitter by…
“Why are French snails faster?”/“Less cargo.”
"Escargot" (French for "snail") is sometimes given the joke "l'ess/less cargo." "Why are French snails faster? Less cargo" was posted on Twitter by…
“Why are French snail imports down?”/“Because there is less cargo.”
"Escargot" (French for "snail") is sometimes given the joke "l'ess/less cargo." "Why do the French transport snails without their shells? Less cargo"…
“Danger: You are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfish”
"Danger: You are being conditioned to view your freedom as selfish" (or "Warning: You're being conditioned to view your freedom as 'selfish'") is a saying that…
Great White North (Arctic; Canada)
The Arctic and later the entire country of Canada have been called the "Great White North." "The reports that Lord Lonsdale was frozen to death in 'the great white…
“I joined a dating site for arsonists. I got a match straight away”
"is match.com a dating site for arsonists?" is a jocular question that was posted on Twitter by peedrinkingcrapface on February 6, 2010. "Match.com ... is that a dating site for…
“Is Match.com a dating site for arsonists?”
"is match.com a dating site for arsonists?" is a jocular question that was posted on Twitter by peedrinkingcrapface on February 6, 2010. "Match.com ... is that a dating site for…
“There’s now an avian strain of coronavirus. One flu over the cuckoo’s nest”
A Covid-19 (coronavirus) joke was posted on Sickipedia on May 20, 2021: "There's now an avian strain of coronavirus. One flu over the cuckoo's nest." Wikipedia: COVID-19…
“Why do the French transport snails without their shells?”/“Less cargo.”
"Escargot" (French for "snail") is sometimes given the joke "l'ess/less cargo." "Why do the French transport snails without their shells? Less cargo"…
“I just joined a dating site for arsonists. Still waiting for a match”
"is match.com a dating site for arsonists?" is a jocular question that was posted on Twitter by peedrinkingcrapface on February 6, 2010. "Match.com ... is that a dating site for…
“Life needs more slow dances in the kitchen”
"Life needs more slow dances in the kitchen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People usually don't dance in the kitchen; the saying means to take a slow appreciation…
“I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving”
"I have two milestones at work: 1. Lunch 2. Leaving" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Obviously, not everyone enjoys work. "I have two milestones at work:1.…
“A treadmill is basically a hamster wheel for humans”
Treadmills have been compared to hamster wheels. "treadmill = human version of hamster wheel" was posted on Twitter by DJ Chuang Tangerine 莊迪斐 on November 8, 2008. "Treadmills…
“With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food”
A comment about fast food chains was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 18, 2021: "With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food."…
“I say please and thank you Siri, that way when machines take over the world she will spare me”
Some people say "please" and "thank you" even to a virtual assistant such as Siri or Amazon Alexa. The reason? "Nah, just practicing for when the machines take over? RT…
“The older I get, the tighter the companies are putting the lids on jars”
"Either I'm getting weaker or the food companies are putting the lids on jars tighter......" was posted on Twitter by Meghan on September 20, 2011. "Either I’m getting older,…
“Every workplace should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you’re having a bad day”
"Every office/workplace should have an emergency puppy for petting just in case you're having a bad day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every workplace…