“Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday”
"Do what you love and you'll never have a problem with Monday" (or "Do what you love and you will never have a problem with Monday") is a one-line saying about work that…
“Do what you want. So here I am, drinking coffee and avoiding humans”
"They said, 'Do what you love.' So here I am, drinking coffee and avoiding humans" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They said, “Do what you…
“Do you buy your greeting cards at the dollar store or are you a gazillionaire?”
Many people save money by going to a dollar store to buy greeting cards. "Yep we have the Dollar Store and a few others. Best place to buy greeting cards" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Do you know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don’t know where to start? That’s why I’m on Facebook”
Many people like to go on social media to avoid work. "You know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start...? That's why I'm on…
“Do you know that feelng when you have a lot of work to do and you don’t know where to start? That’s why I’m on tumblr”
Many people like to go on social media to avoid work. "You know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start...? That's why I'm on…
“Do you know that feelng when you have a lot of work to do and you don’t know where to start? That’s why I’m on Twitter”
Many people like to go on social media to avoid work. "You know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start...? That's why I'm on…
“Do you know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don’t have to go to work!”
"Do you know why birds sing in the morning(s)? Because they don't have to go to work!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Birds sing in the morning…
“Do you know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don’t have to go to work!”
"Do you know why birds sing in the morning(s)? Because they don't have to go to work!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Birds sing in the morning…
“Do you know why people are buying up all the toilet paper? Because people are losing their shit”
The 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak had caused panic purchasing of toilet paper. "If peeps are bulk buying toilet paper, then they really are losing their shit" was posted on Twitter by…
“Do you take the train to work?”/“No way! The train takes me!”
A train joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 22, 2017: Q: Do you take the train to work?A: No way, the train takes me. “What happened to the monster that took the five o’clock train…
“Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!” (joke)
"Parkinson's disease" has nothing to do with "parking," but there are jokes. "Parking-sons Disease Forgetting where you've parked your car" was entered in…
“Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less”
"Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into human beings of whom they know nothing" was credited to the French writer and philosopher…
“Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through the aisles at Walmart?”
Can one get "road rage" by pushing a shopping cart at Walmart (a large shopping store)? "Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a shopping cart through Walmart?" is a…
“Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure”
Some sales have high pressure, but the sale of a broken barometer? "If anyone is interested, I have a broken Barometer for sale. No pressure" was posted on Twitter by Chris Gurton on…
“Does Macy’s tell Gimbels?”
Macy's is the World's Largest Store, at 34th Street and Herald Square. in New York City. Across the street on 34th Street was once a rival store called Gimbels. "Does Macy's…
“Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer?”
A joke about the term "professional boxer" is that it applies to someone who works at UPS (United Parcel Service). "Professional boxer...at the UPS store" was posted on Twitter…
“Does writing an instruction book count as manual labor?”
"Manual labor" (physical work) doesn't involve writing instruction manuals, but there are jokes. "Does writing an instruction book count as manual labor?" was posted on…
“Dog catchers get paid by the pound”
How do dog catchers get paid? A poem was printed in the Indianapolis (IN) News on September 15, 1064: The dog catcher, the butcher, And the carpenter, I've found,All have one thing in…
“Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan”
"Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan" is a joke that has been printed on many images. A "computed tomography scan" is also known as a "CT scan" or…
“Dogs have masters, cats have staff”
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff" (or "Dogs have masters, cats have staff") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dogs have masters, cats have staff"…