“Who is the strongest thief?”/“A shoplifter.”
A "shoplifter" lifts (steals) things from shops, but doesn't actually lift the shops themselves. A riddle is: Q: Who is the strongest thief?A: A shoplifter. The joke has been cited…
“Who would name their company FedEx? That’s two things that I never want showing up at my door”
"FedEx" originally stood for "Federal Express," but a joke has it stand for something else. "Why the name @FedEx? That's two things I would not want showing up at my…
“Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital?”/“The ultra-sound guy.”
A hospital riddle is: Q: Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?A: The ultra-sound guy. "Q: Who's the coolest person in a hospital? A: The ultra sound guy" was posted on Twitter…
“Who’s the patron saint of shopping?”/“St. Francis de Sales.”
"Who's the patron saint of shopping? St. Francis de Sales" is a riddle that has been printed on several images St. Francis de Sales (1567-1622) was a Bishop of Geneva. "Is St.…
“Whoever came up with the phrase ‘The freaks come out at night’ has clearly never been to Walmart”
"Whoever came up with the phrase 'The freaks come out at night' has clearly never been to Walmart during the day" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Whoever invented crotch waxing must have made a Brazilian dollars!”
"Brazilian" (from Brazil) sounds like a large number (billion + gazillion). Several "Brazilian dollars" jokes involve Brazilian waxing, a bikini waxing style invented by the J.…
“Whoever love Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate”
"Whoever love(s) Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate" is a Monday saying that has been prrrinted on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
“Whoever loves Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate”
"Whoever love(s) Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate" is a Monday saying that has been prrrinted on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
“Whoever said ‘Staying at home saves you money’ has clearly never heard of Amazon”
Staying home used to save money, but now there is online shopping. "everyone always says staying at home saves you money but me? I’m going to online shop 🤦🏾♀️" was posted…
“Whoever said ‘The freaks come out at night’ has obviously never been to Walmart during the day”
"Whoever came up with the phrase 'The freaks come out at night' has clearly never been to Walmart during the day" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?”/“Because you can see right through them.”
You can see right through ghosts, and there are riddles about this. "Why don't ghosts tell lies? Because you can see right through them" was printed in the Ellesmere Port (UK)…
“Why are ghosts bad liars?”/“Because you can see right through them.”
You can see right through ghosts, and there are riddles about this. "Why don't ghosts tell lies? Because you can see right through them" was printed in the Ellesmere Port (UK)…
“Why are ghosts terrible liars?”/“Because you can see right through them.”
You can see right through ghosts, and there are riddles about this. "Why don't ghosts tell lies? Because you can see right through them" was printed in the Ellesmere Port (UK)…
“Why are so many leprechauns florists?”/“They have green thumbs.”
There are several St. Patrick's Day riddles about leprechauns having green thumbs. "Riddle of the Day: Why are so many leprechauns florists? #HeritageHealth Answer: They have green…
“Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?”/“Because they’re all Targets.”
Walmart and Target are competitor retail stores. A joke was told around the time of the Gulf War, such as this one posted to the newsgroup rec.humor.funny on March 14, 1991: Q: Why are there no…
“Why are we locking up the items, but not the thieves?”
"Maybe it’s time to stop locking up items in stores… and go back to locking up the thieves and Criminals!" was posted on X/Twitter by Grateful Turk on February 24, 2023. "Instead…
“Why bills never go on sale? Like rent 50% off or buy 1 light bill and get the gas bill free”
"Why bills never go on sale? Like rent 50% off or buy 1 light bill and get the gas bill free" and "How come bills never go on sale? Like rent 25% off or pay 2 electricity bills and…
“Why can’t you tell a good joke about retired people?”/“Because none of them work!”
"I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work" is a jokes that has been printed on several iamges. "I know a lot of jokes about retired people. But none of them…
“Why did a lost grizzly walk into a jewelry store?”/“Because he had to get his bear rings.”
To "lose one's bearings" is to become lost. It has nothing to do with a grizzly losing "bear rings," but there are jokes. "I was Yogi's best man, but then I lost…
“Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?”/“Because he couldn’t resistor.”
Entry in progress -- BP Google Groups: alt.humor.punsHalloween Puns of the Weak 10/26/01Stan KegelOct 27, 2001, 12:27:02 AM(...)Why was there an electric spark between Frankenstein and his bride?He…