“Who is the strongest thief?”/“A shoplifter.”
A “shoplifter” lifts (steals) things from shops, but doesn’t actually lift the shops themselves. A riddle is:
Q: Who is the strongest thief?
A: A shoplifter.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976.
Google Books
Biggest Riddle Book in the World
By Joseph Rosenbloom
Illustrations by Joyce Behr
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
1976
Pg. 92:
Who is the strongest thief?
A shoplifter.
19 January 2001, Independent Record (Helena, MT), “Cryptoquip” word puzzle, pg. 4C, col. 5:
Yesterday’s Cryptoquip: WOULDN’T YOU AGREE THAT THE WORLD’S STRONGEST THIEF IS PLAINLY A SHOP LIFTER?
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Who is the strongest thief?
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Who is the strongest thief?
A shoplifter.
Google Books
Dad Jokes:
Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!
By Jimmy Niro
Naperville, IL: Sourcebooks, Inc.
2018
Pg. ?:
Q: Who is the strongest thief?
A: A shoplifter.
Google Books
Hilariously Lame Jokes!:
800 of the Best Worst Jokes That Get a Side-splitting Laugh!
By Harry Hilton
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2018
Pg. ?:
Who is the strongest thief?
A shoplifter.
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Who is the strongest thief?
A shoplifter.
9:21 AM - 12 Jul 2018