“The world is full of kind people. If you can’t find one, be one”
"The world is full of good/kind/nice people. If you can't find one, be one" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember The world is full of nice people. If you…
“The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one”
"The world is full of good/kind/nice people. If you can't find one, be one" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember The world is full of nice people. If you…
“The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you come across one”
"The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The world is…
“The world needs ditch diggers, too”
"The world needs ditch diggers, too" is a line from the film comedy Caddyshack (1980): Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't…
“The worst job I ever had was ironing cowboy shirts. Howdy pressing”
"Howdy pressing" is a pun for "how depressing." "There's nothing sadder than a cowboy saying hello to his ironing. Howdy pressing" was posted on X/Twitter by Tom…
“The worst job I ever had was working in a factory making cowboy records. Howdy pressing”
"Howdy pressing" is a pun for "how depressing." "There's nothing sadder than a cowboy saying hello to his ironing. Howdy pressing" was posted on X/Twitter by Tom…
“The worst kind of loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself”
"The worst kind of loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Mark twain once said 'The worst…
“Their plan for a paperless office looked good, on paper”
To "look good on paper" means to look good in theory, but not necessarily in practice. The phrase doesn't always involve actual paper, but there are jokes. "The 'Paperless…
“Them: Are you an early bird or a night owl? Me: I’m more of a tired afternoon duck”
"I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm more of a tired afternoon duck" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not an early bird and I'm not a…
“Then you were a prospect and now you are a client” (joke)
A popular business joke shows the difference between sales promises and business reality. A man dies and is told that he can tour heaven and hell, and then choose which place to spend eternity. He…
“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile”
Going "the extra mile" is business means not cutting corners to save money or time, but giving extra service to a customer to provide satisfaction. "The 'extra mile' will…
“There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe—call in sick”
"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe -- call in sick tomorrow" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
“There are two kinds of people in this world: givers and takers”
The advice columnist "Dear Abby" (Abigail Van Buren) wrote in April 1966: "There are two kinds of people in this world: the givers and the takers. (...) The takers may eat better,…
“There are two rules for success: 1.) Don’t tell all you know”
"There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't/Never tell all/everything you know" (the joke is that the second rule is not given) is a popular saying about success that has been…
“There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data”
"There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" -- no second type is given -- is a jocular statement that has been printed on many images.…
“There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both”
"There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There are two type of people in the world. Right now, I am in a…
“There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know”
"There is (absolutely) no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There's no excuse for laziness, but…
“There is hardly anything that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper”
"There is scarcely anything in this world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the buyers who consider price only are this man's lawful prey" is a…
“There is no bond like the bond between two coworkers who are both annoyed by the same third coworker”
"No bond is stronger than two coworkers who hate the same person" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There is freindship is mutual dislike of a boss or a coworker.…
“There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can control the firm resolve of a determined soul”
American author and poet Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1850-1919) began her poem "Will" (1881): "There is no chance, no destiny, no fate,Can circumvent or hinder or controlThe firm resolve of…