“What You See Is What You Get” (WYSIWYG)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: WYSIWYGWYSIWYG (/ˈwɪziwɪɡ/ WIZ-ee-wig) is an acronym for What You See Is What You Get. In computing, a WYSIWYG editor is a system in which content (text and…
“What’s 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?”/“My boss’s tie.”
A political joke has been cited in print since at least 1990: Q: What's twelve inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A: Dukakis's necktie. Michael Dukakis was the Democratic…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite element?”/“ARRRRRRRRRgon.”
A pirate riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling on October 18, 1998: Q: What's a pirate's favorite element?A: ARRRRRRRRRgon. There are two popular variations of this…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite element?”/“The element of surprise.”
A pirate riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling on October 18, 1998: Q: What's a pirate's favorite element?A: ARRRRRRRRRgon. There are two popular variations of this…
“What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing a hotel room?”/“Not filling out the comment card.”
A joke about an accountant's supposedly mild personality is: Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his/her hotel room? A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card. The joke…
“What’s the cheapest way to buy a boat?”/“Hull sale.”
A boat riddle is: Q: What's the cheapest way to buy a boat?A: Hull sale. "Hull sale" sounds like "wholesale." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 23, 2022.…
“What’s the difference between a barber and a stylist?”/”$50.”
What's the difference between a barber and a stylist? A joke is: Q: What's the difference between a barber and a stylist?A: $50 (or some other amount). "The stylist charged about…
“What’s the difference between a bonus and a penis?” (joke)
A popular off-color joke about an employee bonus is: Q: What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?A: Your wife will blow your bonus! The joke was posted to the newsgroup eunet.jokes on…
“What’s the difference between a camera and a sock?”/“One takes photos, the other takes 5 toes.”
A camera riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a camera and a sock?A: A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes. "Photos" sounds like "fo' toes" (4 toes).…
“What’s the difference between a genie and a genius?”’ (joke)
Kris Wilson did the comic strip "Cyanide and Happiness" at Explosm.net on April 29, 2013: Panel 3: ARE YOU A GENIE?Panel 4: I'M A GENIUSPanel 5: DO YOU GRANT WISHES?Panel 6: I WISH…
“What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?” (joke)
A riddle about professional robbery was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 25, 2017: Q: What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?A: An amateur thief says,…
“What’s the difference between an ass-kisser and a brown noser?”/“Depth perception.”
A joke about bootlickers or sycophants has been printed on several images: Q: What's the difference between an ass-kisser and a brown noser?A: Depth perception. The joke has been cited in…
“What’s the difference between the Pope and your boss?”/“The Pope only makes you kiss his ring.”
A popular workplace joke is: Q: What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?A: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. That is, your boss wants you to kiss his ass. The joke has…
“What’s the least diverse profession in the country?”/“Chief diversity officer.”
A Chief Diversity Officer (CDO) has been called the least diverse position in organizations. A CDO, for example, is almost never a white heterosexual male. "Least diverse job ever? Diversity…
“What’s the story, Jerry?” (JGE); “Forget about it!” (Tops Appliance City)
Two "Brooklynese" appliance store advertisements have influenced New York slang. J.G.E. (the letters stood for Jamaica Gas & Electric) was a short-lived appliance store. Owner Jerry…
“What’s the wage gap between all 58 genders?”
"What's the wage gap between all 58/99 genders?!" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The "gender pay gap" usually refers to men and women only.…
“What’s the wage gap between all 99 genders?!”
"What's the wage gap between all 58/99 genders?!" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The "gender pay gap" usually refers to men and women only.…
“What’s your biggest weakness?”/“I don’t know when to quit.” (job interview joke)
A job interview joke was posted on Twitter by Jack Warnock on December 27, 2016: INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness?ME: I don't know when to quit.INTERVIEWER: Well, your…
“What’s your greatest weakness?” (job interview joke)
"What's your biggest weakness" is a common job interview question. A popular joke reply has been cited in print since at least 2013. TwitterVic Norman@DragonandFlagonBest…
“What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?”/“One sells watches, one watches cells.”
A classic riddle about a jeweler is: Q: What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?A: One sells watches, one watches cells. "WHAT is a difference between a jeweler and a jailer?…