“What would you call a super successful poultry farmer?”/“Chick magnate.”
“Chick magnet” (where women are “chicks”) shouldn’t be confused with “chick magnate” (where young chickens are chicks), but there are jokes.
“My grandfather started selling baby chickens to poultry growers. Soon he had a massive empire and was known as the first chick magnate” was posted on Twitter by Jim Coughlin on July 26, 2011. “What do you call a successful, wealthy poultry farmer? A chick magnate” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 18, 2017. “What would you call a super successful poultry farmer Chick magnate” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 27, 2021.
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Jim Coughlin
@mrjimcoughlin
My grandfather started selling baby chickens to poultry growers. Soon he had a massive empire and was known as the first chick magnate.
11:38 AM · Jul 26, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Alan Angel
@alanredangel
Women never gave me a second glance until I bought a load of poultry farms. Now I’m a chick magnate.
9:13 AM · Nov 15, 2011· HTC Peep
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Shantanu
@shantanub
Replying to @omar1618
@omar1618 Sure, but dude, a ‘Chick “Magnate”’ would mean either you traffic women or deal in poultry. You mean ‘magnet’. ;D
4:40 AM · May 15, 2013·Hootsuite
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William Greene
@dailyfalconer
Would you call an attractive, poultry ranching kingpin a… Chick Magnate?
2:42 PM · Jun 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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everybody’s dadRose
@albert_is
There has to have been at least one publication that referred to someone in the poultry industry as a “chick magnate.” There has to be.
12:00 AM · Jul 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Maccabee Montandon
@maccabeem
if anyone is writing a story about someone with a booming poultry business, @JohnNess & I have a headline for you: Chick Magnate. #TYAGN
1:50 PM · Dec 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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Philipp Goedicke
@PGoedi
If I were a poultry farmer, my business card would say: chick magnate.
8:46 AM · Apr 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Keltik_ May 24, 2015
Would it be accurate to call Colonel Sanders a chick magnate?
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/itsmoolla November 18, 2017
What do you call a successful, wealthy poultry farmer?
A chick magnate
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Biggest Taco
@BiggestTaco
Dominating the poultry industry may not make you popular with women, but it will make you a chick magnate.
4:19 PM · Dec 19, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Bill Madder
@MadderBill
Start your day with #captainobvious “Would you call a successful poultry farmer a chick magnate?”
8:05 AM · Feb 22, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Arkhan98 June 22, 2021
What would you call a super successful poultry farmer?
Chick magnate
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/YZXFILE September 27, 2021
What would you call a super successful poultry farmer?
Chick magnate
Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy101
What would you call a super successful poultry farmer? Chick magnate. #LaughoftheDay
3:26 PM · Oct 3, 2021·Twitter for iPhone