"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
"Marriage is a workshop...where the husband works and the wife shops" is a jocular marriage saying that has been printed on many images. "Marriage is like a workshop: husband works,…
TwitterFahad N. Khan@FahdNKhanMarriage: when 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work isn't enough. #dailyDemotivational12:46 AM · Feb 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone FacebookVernon…
"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@sickipediabot: Marriage. Because your shitty day…
"Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be fun" was posted on Twitter by Zeeshan on March 19, 2023. "Marx failed to consider that annual workplace pizza parties can…
"May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
"May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear not ride up your ass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing starts my day off quite like an…
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, which is the…
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, which is the…
"I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The paycheck joke started with jokes about…
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
"Me every Monday: ok let's try this again" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The following tweet (which does…
The following work joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 4, 2017, and again on Twitter on September 24, 2019: Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?Boss: what…
"Me: I'm sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?" has been printed on many images. This post on Twitter by dirt prince on August 9, 2018 received over 300,000 likes:…
Many employees often feel that a company meeting could have been avoided with an email -- and then they're reminded that they don't like emails, either. This was posted on Twitter by Alex…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic forced many people to work from home. Some companies used Zoom (a videotelephony and online chat service). For many workers, Zoom was a new experience. This joke…