"As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake" (or "Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them…
"Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower…
"Making mistakes does not mean you're a failure. It just means you're trying and learning in life" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Making…
Computer pop-up ads are annoying, and many people find that mall kiosk workers hawking their items are also annoying in a similar way. "[Mall] kiosk people are the pop-up ads of…
"Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and endowed with the seeds of greatness" (also "You are/were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success and…
"A woman's/mother's work is never done" is an old saying of uncertain authorship. "Woman's work is never done" was in an 1801 version of the poem "Darby and…
"Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things" has been credited to management consultant and author Peter Drucker (1909-2005), who said something like this…
"Manager: Do you want to do overtime? Me: First of all, I don't even want to do regular time" is a work meme that has been printed on many images. "Manager:Do you want to do…
"Many failures did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up" is often credited to American inventor Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931), but it's not known that he…
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
"Marriage is a workshop...where the husband works and the wife shops" is a jocular marriage saying that has been printed on many images. "Marriage is like a workshop: husband works,…
TwitterFahad N. Khan@FahdNKhanMarriage: when 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work isn't enough. #dailyDemotivational12:46 AM · Feb 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone FacebookVernon…
"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@sickipediabot: Marriage. Because your shitty day…
"Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be fun" was posted on Twitter by Zeeshan on March 19, 2023. "Marx failed to consider that annual workplace pizza parties can…
"May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
"May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear not ride up your ass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing starts my day off quite like an…
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
"May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, moron, twatface and motherfucker free!" (or "May your Monday be asshole, fucktard, douchebag, asshat, twatface & motherfucker…
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, which is the…