“Monday is a state of mind. Put your positive pants on and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room”
Monday always looms and casts a pall over the weekend. Monday usually signals a return to the work week. "Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room" was posted…
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life”
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life" is a popular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1977. 27 October…
“Monday is for people with a mission”
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
“Monday is made for crushing goals”
"Monday is made for crushing goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work week. "Black label. Because Monday's are made for…
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”
"Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes" is a positive Monday back-to-work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December…
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
"Monday must be a man. It comes too fast/quickly/soon" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday must be a man it comes too soon?" was posted on…
“Monday should be optional”
"Monday(s) should be optional" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Mondays should be optional" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology on…
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
A jocular description of each day of the work week was posted on Instagram by corporatebish on June 25, 2023: "Monday: Here we f**king go again Tuesday: Hate it here Wednesday: How TF is it…
“Monday. You. Bastard.”
"Monday. You. Bastard." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, the tradition start of the work week. "Hello, Monday. You bastard" was…
“Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks”
Many people do not like Mondays. "Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks" and “Mondays aren't so bad—it's your job that sucks” are sayings that have been printed…
“Mondays are for fresh starts”
"Mondays are for fresh starts" is a motivational work saying about Monday that has been printed on many images. "Sundays are for reflection, Mondays are for fresh starts!" was…
“Mondays are for people with a mission”
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
“Mondays are made for crushing goals”
"Monday is made for crushing goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is usually the start of the work week. "Black label. Because Monday's are made for…
“Mondays are my favorite day to question all my life decisions”
"Mondays are my favorite day to question all my life decisions" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people show up for work on Monday nd have such questions.…
“Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much”
"Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much" (shown on an image) was posted on the Facebook group "Beach Bunny’s coffee addiction" on February 3, 2025. Monday is…
“Mondays aren’t so bad. It’s your job that sucks”
Many people do not like Mondays. "Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks" and “Mondays aren't so bad—it's your job that sucks” are sayings that have been printed…
“Mondays suck so hard, they should work in porn”
"Mondays suck so hard, they should work in porn" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people hate Mondays, the traditional start of the work week. "Mondays suck…
“Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study it”
"Money can't buy happiness" is a proverb that has been cited in English since at least 1821. There have been many jocular additions to the proverb. "Money won't buy…
“Moose on the table” (big or difficult issue)
The "moose on the table" is similar to the "elephant in the room" -- a big or a difficult problem that no one seems to acknowledge and attempt to tackle. The expression has been…