“Just because I give you advice doesn’t mean I know more than you”
"Just because I give you advice doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I've done more stupid shit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Just because I…
“Just been sacked as an ice cream tester. I refused to do Sundaes”
"Sundae" sounds like "Sunday," and there are several jokes. "Just been sacked as an ice cream tester. I refused to do Sundaes" was posted on Twitter by 𝕸𝖆𝖙…
“Just don’t get how people afford life without a job. I can’t even afford it with a job”
Many people live paycheck to paycheck, just barely surviving. Other people don't seem to have jobs, but manage to survive. "Just don't get how people afford life without a job ??? I…
“Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to sleep I just don’t want to go to work”
"I just found out it doesn't matter how early I go to sleep I just don't want to go to work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, even if the speaker gets…
“Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald’s Farm. I’m the CIEIO”
The "EIEIO" in the song "Old MacDonald's Farm" shouldn't be confused with the position of "CEO," but there are jokes. "@TheFagCasanova: Old…
“Just got kicked out of the hospital for telling the Covid patients to stay positive”
"Stay positive" usually means to stay optimistic, but for a Covid test to "stay positive" means that the person still has the disease. The original authorship of a popular…
“Just me & my anxiety against the world”
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just once, I’d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur”
In the opening sequence to the American animated sitcom The Flintstones, Fred Flintstone slides down a dinosaur and clocks out of work. ~Cindy~ posted on Twitter on September 11, 2013: "Just…
“Just tried to buy toilet paper, but the grocery store’s supply was wiped out”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused panic buying (and shortages) of toilet paper. Toilet paper puns were used during the crisis, but they had also been used earlier. "No toilet paper at…
“Karma is a bitch”
"Karma is a bitch" probably relates to the sayings "life is a bitch" and "payback is a bitch." The "karma" in the saying is a combination of "life"…
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday”
"Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is often the start of the work week. "Keep calm and carry on" is a sign…
“Keep calm and pretend that tomorrow is not Monday” (Sunday saying)
"Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is often the start of the work week. "Keep calm and carry on" is a sign…
“Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button”
"Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005. 45-Caliber…
“Keep your business in town if you want to keep your town in business”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Donna Eliassen@DonnaEliassenKeep your business in town to keep your town in business. Keep your business in the country to keep your country in business!…
“Keep your ferns close and your anemones closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part II (1974). "Keep your fronds close, and your anemones closer" and…
“Keep your fronds close and your anemones closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part II (1974). "Keep your fronds close, and your anemones closer" and…
“Keep your goals away from the trolls”
"Keep your goals away from the trolls" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American self-help author Peter McWilliams (1949-2000) wrote in Love 101: To Love Oneself Is the…
“Keep your heels, head & standards high”
"Keep your heels, head & standards high" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Preach it skeeter RT @cindyyloohoo: Keep your heels, your head and your standards…
“Kill them with success and bury them with a smile”
"Kill them with success and bury them with a smile" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the best way against doubters or enemies is to…
“Kind people are my kinda people”
"Kind people are my kinda people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Kind people are my kind of people" was posted on Twitter on March 31, 2011. "Kind…