People sometimes need a few extra minutes in the morning to prepare for the day. A joke about this was posted on Twitter by Roshan Patel on November 28, 2022, and received about half a million…
"LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK. AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU" is a jocular work saying that has been…
"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it" (or "Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Life is a gift. Live each/every day as a thank you note" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Life is a gift. Live everyday as a…
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
"Life is like a door, never trust a cow because the sun can't swim" is a nonsensical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that life doesn't always make…
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Charles M. SchulzCharles Monroe Schulz (/ʃʊlts/; November 26, 1922 – February 12, 2000), nicknamed Sparky, was an American cartoonist best known for the…
"Life is like (a) toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking crap/shit from some asshole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like toilet…
"Life is like (a) toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking crap/shit from some asshole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like toilet…
"Life’s too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine until I get to work" (or "Life’s too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work") is a saying…
"Life is what happens between coffee & wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. These are often work hours -- coffee before work and wine after work. "Life is what…
"Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself" (or "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself") is a motivational…
"Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself" (or "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself") is a motivational…
American humorist Robert Orben wrote a joke about credit in his book, 2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing (1979): "Life was a lot simpler when what was honored was Father and Mother rather…
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
"Life’s too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine until I get to work" (or "Life’s too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work") is a saying…