“Using your turn signal is not ‘giving information to the enemy’”
Many people are reluctant to use turn signals while driving. "Using your turn signal is not 'giving information to the enemy'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Vehicle insured by Smith & Wesson” (bumper sticker)
Smith & Wesson is a firearms manufacturer. A popular bumper sticker is "This Car/Vehicle Is Insured By Smith & Wesson" -- that is, the driver carries a Smith & Wesson firearm…
“WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason”
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…
“Watch out for the idiot behind me” (bumper sticker)
"Watch out for the idiot behind me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "WATCH OUT FOR THE IDIOT BEHIND ME" was printed in the Toronto (ON) Star…
“We had dinner and watched a movie together. Then the plane landed”
Sometimes airplanes put people in contact with very desirable people. American comedian Dave Attell has told this joke since at least 1992: "I was on this date with this really hot model.…
“We Move New York” (TWU Local 100)
"We Move New York" is the slogan of Transport Workers Union Local 100. The slogan is not trademarked, but appears on the union website. There was a three-day transit strike in December…
“We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates”
"We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers now use GPS. "Me: 'What did we do…
“What color can you use to start your car?”/“Khaki”
"Khaki" can sometimes sound like "car key." "One of my favorite clients (a NY'er) was telling me about how he left his car keys in the fridge. At first I thought he…
“What did the boy scout say when he fixed the car horn?”/“Beep repaired.”
The motto of the Boy Scouts of America is "Be Prepared." There's a joke: Q: What did the boy scout say when he fixed the car horn?A: "Beep repaired." The joke has been…
“What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?”/“She witch-hiked.”
A witch riddle is: Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?A: She witch-hiked. The Halloween joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. 21 October 1996, Kokomo (IN) Tribune,…
“What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?” (joke)
The Washington (DC) Metro -- a transportation system comparable to New York City's subway -- runs "under D.C." In the popular Disney animated film The Little Mermaid (1989), the…
“What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!” (joke)
"What do we want?" a speaker often chants at protests. The crowd says what they demand. "When do we want it?" the speaker asks. "NOW!" the protesters shout.…
“What do you call a black man flying a plane?”/“A pilot, you racist!”
A racial joke is: "What do you call a black man flying a plane?...A pilot, you racist!" The joke was posted on the newsgroup justtheband on October 17, 2005. Google Groups:…
“What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle?”/“Carpet.”
A "carpet" should not be confused with a "car pet," but there are jokes. "Tumbled: 'If you were to keep an animal in your vehicle, is it a carpet?'" was…
“What do you call a drunk blonde?”/“A taxi.”
"What do you call a drunk...?" appears to be the start of a joke. However, the answer is an anti-joke. The person is too drunk to get home, so you call a taxi or a Lyft (car service) or…
“What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?”/“A Lyft.”
"What do you call a drunk...?" appears to be the start of a joke. However, the answer is an anti-joke. The person is too drunk to get home, so you call a taxi or a Lyft (car service) or…
“What do you call a drunk person trying to unlock their car?”/“An Uber.”
"What do you call a drunk...?" appears to be the start of a joke. However, the answer is an anti-joke. The person is too drunk to get home, so you call a taxi or a Lyft (car service) or…
“What do you call a dying airport computer?”/“A terminal terminal terminal.”
A computer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 12, 2023: Q: What do you call a dying airport computer? A: A terminal terminal terminal. “I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered…
“What do you call a flying monkey?”/“A hot air baboon.”
A hot air balloon shouldn't be confused with a hot air baboon. A riddle is: Q: What do you call a flying monkey?A: A hot air baboon. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1992.…
“What do you call a laughing motorcycle?”/“A Yamahahahahaha.”
The Yamaha Motor Company manufactures motorcycles. A joke on the Yamaha name—haha—is: Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahahahaha. The “Yamaha” joke has been cited in…