“My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving”
When a car's GPS says "turn around," it means the car -- not the driver. A joke was posted on Twitter on May 14, 2015: "My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see…
“My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, not like his passengers”
"Like my grandfather, I wish to die peacefully in my sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car" was posted to the newsgroup info.sun-managers on August 31, 1993. The joke soon…
“My high ass pausing the music to see if the siren is in the song or if it’s outside”
When a person is driving a vehicle and is listening to music, is the siren that is heard in the music or from another vehicle? "Me pausing the music to see the siren is in the Song or…
“My other bumper sticker is funny” (bumper sticker)
"My other bumper sticker is funny" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. "MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY" was posted on on the newsgroup…
“My other car bumper sticker is funny” (bumper sticker)
"My other bumper sticker is funny" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. "MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY" was posted on on the newsgroup…
“My other car is a dragonboat” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
“My other car is a Porsche” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is a [very expensive car]" is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers and license plate frames and put on cheap old cars. "My Other Car Is a…
“My other car is also a car” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…
“My other car is an honor student” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is an honor student" is a jocular bumper sticker than has been printed on many images. It's a combination of two bumper stickers -- "My other car is a…
“My other car is another car that has a sticker that says my other car is this car” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…
“My other ride is a dragon boat” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
“My other ride is a dragon” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
“My personal style is best described as ‘didn’t expect to get out of the car’”
"My personal style is best described as 'didn't expect to get out of the car'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people travel in their cars, but do…
“My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber” (bumper sticker)
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber" (or "My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber") is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "My car is…
“Never approach a dock faster than you are willing to hit it” (boating adage)
"Never approach a dock faster than you are willing to hit it" is a boating adage of unknown authorship. "Never approach a dock any faster than you want to hit it!!" was cited in…
“Never underestimate the healing power of singing in a car really loud by yourself”
"Never underestimate the healing power of singing in a car really loud by yourself" is a jocular line that became popular in 2015. "Never underestimate the therapy singing in a car…
“New Driver—I brake for no reason” (bumper sticker)
"CAUTION: I brake for no apparent reason" (or "WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "New Driver -- I…
“New York’s Hometown Airline” (JetBlue)
JetBlue is a low-cost airline headquartered in Forest Hills, Queens, with a main base at John F. Kennedy International Airport (also in Queens). JetBlue has called itself "New York's…
“No cop, no stop”
"No cop, no stop" is a popular cycling adage. If a cyclist sees a stop sign, and there is no traffic and no traffic cop, the cyclist frequently applies the "no cop, no stop"…
“No matter how fast your car is, you can’t outrun a police radio”
"No matter how fast your car is, you can't outrun a police radio" is a policing adage. A speeding criminal, for example, often is tempted to go faster and escape the police. The…