“Gas is finally affordable and we have no where to go”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in lower gas prices, but some quarantines. "Gas is finally affordable and we have no where to go" was posted on Facebook by Virginia Robinson…
“Gas is finally affordable and we have nowhere to go”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in lower gas prices, but some quarantines. "Gas is finally affordable and we have no where to go" was posted on Facebook by Virginia Robinson…
“Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What’s your zip code?”
Gas pumps can ask a lot of questions. "Gas pumps be like: Do you have a fuel saver? Do you want your receipt? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Gas station car washes are the McDonald’s ice cream machines of traveling” (often broken)
The ice cream machines at McDonald's restaurants are often broken. The car washes at gas stations are also often broken. "Works car wash is like McDonald's ice cream machine, always…
“Get a $100 lock and a $50 bike” (bicycle adage)
Bicycles frequently get stolen in New York City. In a New York (NY) Times "Spokes" blog column on June 9, 2009, Sean Patrick Farrell wrote that it's "an old saying in New York…
“Get your head out of your apps” (transportation message)
"Get your head out of your apps" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's a pun on "get your head out of your ass." The saying was first used to advise people…
“Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day” (joke)
A popular proverb is: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.” A joke variation is: "Give a man a plane ticket and he'll…
“Going Your Way” (MTA slogan)
The Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) has a slogan: "Going Your Way." An MTA "Going your way" advertisement was printed in the Daily News (New York, NY) on August 27,…
“Got a cold and it’s making me purchase new vehicles each day. Must be the ‘car owner’ virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is sometimes jocularly understood as the "car owner virus." "Car Owner Virus" was posted on Twitter by Loudmouthman on January 22, 2020.…
“Groceries are so melodramatic. I took a left turn. I didn’t drop kick you across the back seat, relax”
"Groceries are so melodramatic. I took a left turn. I didn't drop kick you across the back seat, relax" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people put groceries in…
“Guns don’t kill people. Drivers on cell phones do”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Drivers on/with cellphones do" is a variation on the saying that…
“Guns don’t kill people. Drivers with cell phones do”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Drivers on/with cellphones do" is a variation on the saying that…
“Guns don’t kill people. Drivers with cellphones do”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Drivers on/with cellphones do" is a variation on the saying that…
“Hang up and drive” (driver safety slogan)
"Shut up and drive" is an old saying about what a passenger might say to a driver (especially of the opposite sex). "Hang up and drive" is an anti-cellphone driver safety slogan…
“Happy ‘my car clock is right again’ day to all who celebrate”
"Today my car clock is right again. My patience has finally paid off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker never changed the car clock an hour…
“Have saddle, will travel” (horse adage)
The television western Have Gun, Will Travel (1957-1963) popularized the form "have X, will travel," but the saying did appear earlier. Herb Meadow, the western's creator, said he…
“Have y’all ever tried doing the speed limit and thinking they can’t be serious”
"Y'all ever tried driving the speed limit and thought they can't be serious" -- that is, the official speed limit can seem very slow -- is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Have you got anything smaller?” (taxi joke)
Taxi drivers often ask for small denominations of cash, and a NSFW joke refers to this. A woman gets into a taxi for a ride, and then says that she doesn't have money. She hikes up her dress…
“Have you seen the bus website?”/“Yes - it’s just the ticket!”
A bus joke is: "Have you seen the bus website?""Yes - it's just the ticket!" The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Having a beer for breakfast is totally acceptable in an airport”
People usually don't drink beer for breakfast, but that's acceptable at airports. Many people are on vacation and are coming from different time zones. "Kicking off my vacation in…