“Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What’s your zip code?”
Gas pumps can ask a lot of questions.
“Gas pumps be like: Do you have a fuel saver? Do you want your receipt? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?” was posted on X/Twitter by Edi Turcinhodzic on November 10, 2014. “Gas pumps be like.. credit or debit? Zip code? Car wash? Fuel land card? Receipt? Blood type? For Pete sake I just need freakin gas!!!” was posted on Facebook by Tammy Willoughby on May 21, 2015.
“Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What is your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?” was posted on Facebook by Sean Noble on August 25, 2017. This was also posted on Facebook by Carlos Sosa on August 25, 2017. “Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What’s your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?” was posted on X/Twitter by DaddyJew on January 15, 2025.
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Edi Turcinhodzic
@editurcinhodzic
Gas pumps be like: Do you have a fuel saver? Do you want your receipt? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
12:27 PM · Nov 10, 2014
Facebook
Tammy Willoughby is feeling annoyed.
May 21, 2015 at 2:26 PM ·
Gas pumps be like.. credit or debit? Zip code? Car wash? Fuel land card? Receipt? Blood type? For Pete sake I just need freakin gas!!!
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@Baeeja
Gas pumps be like 21 questions ! Is this a debit card? What’s your pin? Do you want a car wash? What type of gas?Would you like a receipt 😂
12:18 AM · Jul 1, 2015
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GG 4 hunnid
@GGthechamp
Gas pumps be like: would you like a receipt? Do you want to buy a car wash? Do you love this shit? Are you high rn? Do you ever get nervous?
2:55 PM · Oct 19, 2015
Facebook
Sean Noble
August 25, 2017 at 8:27 AM ·
Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What is your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?
Facebook
Carlos Sosa
August 25, 2017 at 9:16 AM ·
Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What is your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?
FUCK IT! I’LL GO PAY INSIDE AND DEAL PEOPLE NOW. 😠
Facebook
Naota Nandaba
November 5, 2017 at 8:19 AM ·
Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What is your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?
Facebook
Gabriel Garcia
November 16, 2017 at 9:07 PM · San Antonio, TX ·
HEB gas pumps be like..
Do you want a car wash?
Do you want a receipt?
Do you love this shit?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?— at H-E-B.
Are you single?
Facebook
AJ VanFossen
December 5, 2017 at 12:54 PM ·
Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What is your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What is your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?
9:24 AM · Sep 2, 2022
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What is your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?
11:26 AM · Sep 2, 2023
Facebook
Tabitha Carroll
January 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM ·
Trying to get gas & it’s freezing fuckin balls outside and the gas pump has the audacity to be like 😡
“Are you a rewards member?”
“Would you like a receipt?”
“Do you need your car washed?”
“Do you love this shit?”
“Are you high right now?”
“Do you ever get nervous?”
“Are you single?”
“I heard you fucked ya girl, is it true?”
“You gettin money?”
BITCH IF YOU DON’T LET ME PUMP THE GOD DAMN GAS 😤
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DaddyJew
@DaddyJew
Gas pumps be like, do you have a rewards card? Need a car wash? What’s your zip code? Care to summon the devil? Would you like a receipt?
3:29 PM · Jan 15, 2025