“What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?”/“Hours.”
"Hours" sounds like "ours." "What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?"/"Hours" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 25, 2018.…
“What’s the best day to fly a kite?”/“Windsday.”
"Wednesday" sometimes sounds like "Windsday," and there's a riddle: Q: What’s the best day to fly a kite?A: Windsday. "What's the best day to fly a kite?…
“When a clock battery dies, the clock records the time of its death”
A clock's dead battery records the time of its death. "It's always creepy when a clock battery dies. It's time of death is displayed in your room until you replace it" was…
“When astronauts get sick, do they feel over the weather?”
When people get sick, it's said that they are "under the weather." "When astronauts get sick, do they feel over the weather?" was posted on X/Twitter by Ultimate Dad Jokes…
“When do clocks die?”/“When their time is up.”
A clock riddle is: Q: When do clocks die?A: When their time is up. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldBy Joseph…
“When do we get to cash in all this daylight we’ve been saving?”
Daylight Saving Time is not like a bank's savings account, but there are jokes. "Are we making interest on all this daylight we've been saving or can we cash some of it out? I want…
“When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep?”/“When it is pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that”
"When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. "When does hibernation start because I am 100%…
“When does it rain money?”/“Whenever there’s some change in the weather.”
A popular weather joke is: Q: When does it rain money? A: Whenever there's some change in the weather. "When is it likely to rain money?" was cited in print in 1940. "When does…
“When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?”/“Every year!”
First comes Christmas and then comes New Year's Eve, but a joke switches this up a bit: Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day? A: Every year! The joke has been popular since…
“When I get younger, I’m going to be a time traveller”
"When I get younger i'm going to be a Time Traveller :)" was posted on Twitter by Tony547uk (and others) on October 13, 2011. Authorship of the joke is uncertain. "When I get…
“When I was older, I used to love playing around with time machines”
"When I was older, I used to love playing around with time machines" is a time travel joke that went viral on August 26, 2010. The joke was posted on Twitter this day by sickipediabot…
“When is the best time for a dental appointment?”/“Tooth-hurty (2:30).”
A classic dentist joke is: Q: When is the best time for a dental appointment?A: Tooth-hurty (2:30 ). The "tooth-hurty"/"2:30" pun has been cited since at least October 1877,…
“When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars”
"When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for (the) stars" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "When it rains look for the rainbow...…
“When it snows, you have two choices—shovel or make snow angels”
"When it snows you have two choices -- shovel or make snow angels" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2003 and is of unknown…
“When life gives you snow, make snow angels”
"When life gives you snow, make snow angels" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you lemons,…
“When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small…”
"When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small…
“When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present…”
"When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small…
“When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small…”
"When people travel to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small…
“When the moon hits your eye like it’s 4:45, that’s November”
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore ("love" in Italian -- ed.)" is the famous line from the song "That's Amore" (1953) by…