“Swimsuit season is right around the corner, but so is Taco Bell”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“Swimsuit season is right around the corner. Unfortunately so is the taco truck”
"Bikini season is right around the corner... unfortunately so is Taco Bell" and "Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck" are jocular…
“Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation’s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is”
"Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation's children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is" is a jocular saying that has been printed…
“Talking about the weather is not small talk anymore”
Many people regard talking about the weather as small talk that everyone can have an opinion on (but no one can do anything about). Many other people regard talking about the weather as very…
“Taxing people into poverty is not going to change the weather”
"Taxing people into poverty is not going to change the weather" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying means that additional taxes to prevent "climate change"…
“Taxing people into poverty won’t change the weather”
"Taxing people into poverty is not going to change the weather" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying means that additional taxes to prevent "climate change"…
“Thank God it rained! My mud was getting dehydrated”
"Thank goodness it's raining again... My mud was getting dehydrated" (or "Thank God it rained! My mud was getting dehydrated") is a sarcastic saying about getting a lot of…
“Thank God It’s Almost Friday” or “Thank Goodness It’s Almost Friday” (TGIAF)
"Thank God It's Friday" or "Thank Goodness It's Almost Friday" (TGIAF) has been printed on many images. The saying is an extension of “Thank God It’s Friday” or…
“Thank God It’s Friday” or “Thank Goodness It’s Friday” (TGIF)
T.G.I. Friday's restaurant started in 1965 in New York City and, with Maxwell's Plum, was one of the nation's first "singles bars." ("Singles bar" has been cited…
“Thank Goodness It’s Almost Friday” or “Thank God It’s Almost Friday” (TGIAF)
"Thank God It's Friday" or "Thank Goodness It's Almost Friday" (TGIAF) has been printed on many images. The saying is an extension of “Thank God It’s Friday” or…
“Thank Goodness It’s Friday” or “Thank God It’s Friday” (TGIF)
T.G.I. Friday's restaurant started in 1965 in New York City and, with Maxwell's Plum, was one of the nation's first "singles bars." ("Singles bar" has been cited…
“Thank goodness it’s raining again… My mud was getting dehydrated”
"Thank goodness it's raining again... My mud was getting dehydrated" (or "Thank God it rained! My mud was getting dehydrated") is a sarcastic saying about getting a lot of…
“Thank you, Autumn, for being Fall’s stripper name”
"Autumn" can sound like a stripper name. "Thank you fall for occasionally going by the name autumn, just like my cousin megan who became a stripper" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is”
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
“The ‘W’ in Wednesday stands for wine”
"The 'W' in Wednesday stands for wine" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on several images. "the 'w' every wednesday begins with? it stands for…
“The 5 days between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is”
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
“The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?”
"The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face?" -- usually meaning that the winter air is very cold, possibly causing frostbite -- is a saying that has been printed…
“The astronomer’s research project didn’t win a Galaxy Award, but he received a constellation prize”
A "consolation prize" is not a "constellation prize," but there are jokes. "The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did…
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot”
"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "You Are the Pilot When Time Flies" was…
“The beginning of eternity. The end of time and space” (riddle)
The letter "e" has several riddles. This was printed in The Lady's Magazine in December 1787: "THE beginning of eternity,The end of time and space,The beginning of every end,And…