“What did the sheep say to the shepherd?”/“Season’s bleatings!”
People say "Season's Greetings!" at the end of the year. A sheep riddle was printed in 1993: "QUESTION: What do sheep say at Christmas? ANSWER: Season's Bleatings." A…
“What did the tornado say to the car?”/“You wanna go for a spin?”
A tornado riddle is: Q: What did the tornado say to the car?A: "You wanna go for a spin?" The weather joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on September 21, 2004. Google Groups:…
“What did the tree say after a long winter?”/“What a re-leaf!”
A weather riddle is: Q: What did the tree say after a long winter?A: What a re-leaf! The joke was posted on Twitter on December 1, 2016. TwitterAllysa Martinez @_allysajoyceHow I will feel in…
“What do calendars eat?”/“Dates.”
A calendar riddle is: Q: What do calendars eat?A: Dates. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2010. TwitterVidhi Agrawal@n0m_nomWhat do you calendars eat? DATES12:11 AM · Feb 15,…
“What do snowmen call their kids?”/“Chill-dren.”
"What do snowmen call their kids?"/"Chill-dren" is a riddle that has been cited in print since at least 2010. “Chill-dren” is a pun on “chill” and “children.”…
“What do snowmen call their offspring?”/“Chill-dren.”
A winter riddle is: Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?A: Chill-dren. "Chill-dren" is a pun on "chill" and "children." The joke has been cited in print since at…
“What do snowmen wear on their heads?”/“Ice caps.”
A popular winter riddle is: Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?A: Ice caps. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1994. Google BooksThe Father Christmas: It's a Blooming Terrible…
“What do Spanish clocks say?”/“Tick taco.”
A clock is said to go "tick-tock." A clock riddle is: Q: What do Spanish clocks say?A: Tick taco. The "Spanish clock" joke was posted on Twitter on July 3, 2017. "Tick…
“What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?”/“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
"Freeze a jolly good fellow" is a mondegreen for "For he's a jolly good fellow." "THE REFRAIN OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE -- 'Freeze a jolly good fellow'' was…
“What do we want?”/“Time travel!”/“When do we want it?”/“It’s irrelevant!”
"What do we want?"/"[insert cause]"/"When do we want it?"/"Now!" is a popular protest chant. "What do we want?"/"Time travel!"/"When…
“What do you call a car that’s covered in leaves?”/“An autumnobile.”
An autumn riddle is: Q: What do you call a car that's covered in leaves?A: An autumnobile. The joke was posted on Twitter by Smashy Baren on November 11, 2015. TwitterSmashy…
“What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?”/“A meat-eater-ologist.”
A meteorologist riddle is: Q: What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?A: A meat-eater-ologist. The riddle was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on October 22, 2002. "Meaty…
“What do you call a clock’s signature?”/“It’s John Hanclock.”
A pun about a time signature was posted on Twitter by "jolly dad jokes" on November 28, 2017: Q: What do you call a clock's signature?A: It's John Hanclock. The portmanteau…
“What do you call a participation trophy in astronomy?”/“A constellation prize.”
A "consolation prize" is not a "constellation prize," but there are jokes. "The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did…
“What do you call a sheep with no legs?”/“A cloud.”
Do sheep look like clouds? A riddle is: Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?A: A cloud. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1990 and has been printed on many images. Google Groups:…
“What do you call a snowman on roller blades?”/“A snowmobile.”
A winter riddle is: Q: What do you call a snowman on roller blades?A: A snowmobile. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1998. December 1998, Ranger Rick, "Reader riddles," pg.…
“What do you call a snowman party?”/“A snowball.”
A snow riddle has been cited in print since at least 1980 and 1988: Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?A: To a snowball. A slightly different version of the riddle was posted on Twitter on December…
“What do you call a snowman with a six pack?”/“An abdominal snowman.”
A Yeti or "Abominable Snowman" riddle is: Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?A: An abdominal snowman. "Abominable" means something very bad or unpleasant -- an…
“What do you call a snowman with a suntan?”/“A puddle.”
A popular snowman riddle has two forms, both with the same punchline. This was cited in a 1997 newspaper: Q: What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A: A puddle. This version was cited in a 1999…
“What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?”/“A hurricane.”
"Hurricane" sounds like "hurry cane." "A fast walking-stick -- A hurricane" was printed in the True Flag (Boston, MA) on November 14, 1868. "What do you call a…