“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it”
"It's Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it" is a jocular Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's saturday...I plan on doing nothing and…
“It’s so cold out, I just saw a woman in 2 pairs of pajamas at Walmart”
Many people shop at Walmart (a department store chain) wearing pajamas. "It's so cold that Walmart has recommended customers wear multiple layers of pajamas today" is a jocular…
“It’s so cold that Walmart has recommended customers wear multiple layers of pajamas today”
Many people shop at Walmart (a department store chain) wearing pajamas. "It's so cold that Walmart has recommended customers wear multiple layers of pajamas today" is a jocular…
“It’s so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake”
"It's so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by @EarlDibblesJr on…
“It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs” (Texas heat joke)
"So dry the trees are bribing the dogs" was in a Texas proverbs list by Anne Dingue in the December 1994 Texas Monthly. The saying has been in many "Texas Sayings" lists since…
“It’s so hot outside I almost called a politician so I could be around something shady”
A heat joke centers around the double meaning of "shady" -- "sheltered from the sun's rays" (providing shade) and "of questionable merit" (disreputable).…
“It’s so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady”
A heat joke centers around the double meaning of "shady" -- "sheltered from the sun's rays" (providing shade) and "of questionable merit" (disreputable).…
“It’s so hot outside my shadow gave me the middle finger and went back in”
"It's so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It's so hot outside my shadow gave me…
“It’s so hot outside when I opened the door I thought I was checking on cornbread”
"It's so hot outside when I opened the door I thought I was checking on cornbread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It means that the outside temprature is…
“It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger”
"It's so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It's so hot outside my shadow gave me…
“It’s so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
“It’s so hot today, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
“It’s so hot tweakers are putting the copper back into air conditioners”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
“It’s so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
“It’s so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs” (heat joke)
The extremely hot Texas weather has been the subject of many jokes, such as: . "It's so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs". "It's so hot there that the trees are…
“It’s so stupid that tomorrow is Monday already”
For many people, weekends go by too quickly. On Sunday, one's thoughts are often occupied that it's back to work again on Monday. "It's so stupid that tomorrow is Monday…
“It’s stupid that tomorrow is Monday again”
For many people, weekends go by too quickly. On Sunday, one's thoughts are often occupied that it's back to work again on Monday. "It's so stupid that tomorrow is Monday…
“It’s Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian”
"It's Thursday, which is 'Friday Eve' in Optimisian" is a jocular Thursday saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Steven…
“It’s twisted tea degrees outside”
"It’s Twisted Tea degrees outside" was posted on Facebook by "Your neighborhood meme supply" on April 13, 2024, and this received over 8,000 shares. Twisted Tea is a malt…
“It’s unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season”
"It's unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season" -- that is, it's hot and sticky -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tis the season for having to…