“My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase”

A moon joke was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2016:
 
“I sexually identify as a moon. My mom thinks it’s just a phase.”
 
A slightly different version was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 24, 2018:
 
“My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.”
   
       
Twitter
Jack Frost
@ForsytheJack
I sexually identify as a moon.
My mom thinks it’s just a phase
8:40 PM - 15 Sep 2016
   
Twitter
Quinn
@Koore9_
I sexually identify as a full moon, but my mom thinks its just a phase
11:18 AM - 20 Sep 2016
 
Reddit—Jokes
My son identifies as a crescent moon.
submitted March 24, 2018 by MonokuroMonkey
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
 
Twitter
Joke Mug
@JokeMug
My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
9:25 PM - 23 Mar 2018 (Posted after the above.—ed.)
 
Twitter
Lame Jokes
@lamejokes_net
My son identifies as a crescent moon. https://ift.tt/2pANc6O
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
#jokes
10:55 PM - 23 Mar 2018