“New Year’s Resolution—A ‘to do’ list for the first week of January”
A popular New Year's joke has been printed on many images: Q: What exactly is a New Year's resolution?A: It's a "to do" list for the first week of January. The joke has…
“New York weather just be throwing out temperatures like it’s picking Powerball numbers”
"Mother Nature (Florida/ New York/ Texas) just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers" -- that is, randomly, with cold temperatures one day and hot the next -- is a saying…
“No matter how much it rains, there’s a place in you that never stops shining”
"No matter how much it rains, there's a place in you that never stops shining" is an inspirational and motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "There is a…
“No Noise November. Everybody shut the fuck up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“No Noise November. Everybody shut up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“No Noise November. Everyone shut the fuck up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“No Noise November. Everyone shut up”
"No Noise November. Everyone shut up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "No Noise November. Everyone shut up" was posted on Twitter by Mak…
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn”
"No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from an editorial in the New York (NY) Times on April 29,…
“Noses are red, fingers are blue, I’m sick of winter. How about you?”
A winter version of the "Roses are red..." poem has been printed on many images: "Noses are red,Fingers are blue.I'm sick/tired of winter.How about you?" The first two…
“Noses are red, fingers are blue, I’m tired of winter. How about you?”
A winter version of the "Roses are red..." poem has been printed on many images: "Noses are red,Fingers are blue.I'm sick/tired of winter.How about you?" The first two…
“Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path”
"Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path" is a metaphorical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the destruction of some parts…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing good happens after midnight”
"Nothing good (ever) happens after midnight" is what a parent often cautions a child; children who go to sleep and who don't go out into the streets do not get into trouble. The hour…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday”
"Nothing fucks/messes/screws up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing fucks up your…
“November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night”
"November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Clocks are turned back one hour for Daylight Saving…
“October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…