“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn”
"No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from an editorial in the New York (NY) Times on April 29,…
“Noses are red, fingers are blue, I’m sick of winter. How about you?”
A winter version of the "Roses are red..." poem has been printed on many images: "Noses are red,Fingers are blue.I'm sick/tired of winter.How about you?" The first two…
“Noses are red, fingers are blue, I’m tired of winter. How about you?”
A winter version of the "Roses are red..." poem has been printed on many images: "Noses are red,Fingers are blue.I'm sick/tired of winter.How about you?" The first two…
“Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path”
"Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path" is a metaphorical saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the destruction of some parts…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing good happens after midnight”
"Nothing good (ever) happens after midnight" is what a parent often cautions a child; children who go to sleep and who don't go out into the streets do not get into trouble. The hour…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
"Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday" has been printed on many images, and "Nothing ruins (a/your) Friday like realizing it's only…
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday”
"Nothing fucks/messes/screws up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing fucks up your…
“November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night”
"November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Clocks are turned back one hour for Daylight Saving…
“October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“Oh Friday, let me hug you”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“Oh Friday! Let me hug u!”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“Oh my gourd, I love fall”
"Oh my gourd, I love fall" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh my gourd" is a pun on "Oh my God" (OMG). "News headline 'Oh my…
“On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the old year out”
"On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the Old Year Out and the New Year In. I think this year deserves the doors, windows, and garage doors to be…
“On Saturdays we wear pajamas”
"On Saturdays we wear pajamas" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. This is in contrast to the work week, when many people wear suits. "On saturdays we wear…
“One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, ‘Sorry, my fault’”
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said, 'Sorry, my fault'" is a science joke that has been printed on many images. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“One.”/“How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?”
A time travel riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 20, 2015: "One.""How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?" Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/[deleted] March 20,…