“Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice”
"Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice. You are as happy as you decide to be" is a Monday saying that has been printed on several images. "Meet a new Monday and…
“Microwave clocks are the best indicator that the power went out recently”
Microwave clocks and stove clocks usually must be re-set after every power outage -- even an outage of a just few seconds. Many people have to re-set these clocks weekly or even daily.…
“Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly”
"Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly" (also "I'm thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly") is a jocular summer…
“Monday after Super Bowl should be a national holiday”
The Super Bowl (the NFL football championship game) is played on a Sunday night. People often go to Super Bowl parties and get home late. However, many people have work or school on Monday morning.…
“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Monday is a state of mind. Put your positive pants on and get stuff done!”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Monday is for people with a mission”
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems”
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness" is a one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on many…
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite”
"Monday is one of my favorite days of the week -- my 7th favorite" is a jocular one-line saying about Monday that has been printed on several images. "Monday is one of my favourite…
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
A jocular description of each day of the work week was posted on Instagram by corporatebish on June 25, 2023: "Monday: Here we f**king go again Tuesday: Hate it here Wednesday: How TF is it…
“Mondays are for people with a mission”
"Monday is for people with a mission" (also "Mondays are for people with a mission") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the…
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life”
"Mondays are the potholes in the road of life" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originated in the newspaper comic strip "Ziggy" by Tom…
“Mondays should be given a restraining order”
"Mondays should be given a restraining order" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "MAXINE - Mondays should be given a restraining order. http://fb.me/20jX13cMj"…
“Mondays: The only day you can wear the exact same outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing”
"Mondays: The only day you can wear the exact same outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the people you see…
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation”
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Evenings are for coffee and contemplation" is a variation. In the American science…
“Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of Spring…”
"Mother Nature apologizes for the lateness of Spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop and ask for directions" is a jocular saying (popular on cold days in April and May) that…
“Mother Nature just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers”
"Mother Nature (Florida/ New York/ Texas) just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers" -- that is, randomly, with cold temperatures one day and hot the next -- is a saying…
“Must be a very worrying time for anyone who has dumped a body in a reservoir” (drought joke)
During a drought, reservoirs dry up. People often discover things in the reservoir that had previously been hidden under the water. A joke was posted on Twitter by Legs on August 14, 2021, and…