"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since" is a jocular New Year's one-line saying that has been printed on many…
An end-of-year knock-knock joke is: "Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Mary and Abby!""Mary and Abby who?""Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!" The…
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper entertainment columnist Earl Wilson…
"May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the/your couch" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "May everything you want this weekend be within reach of…
"May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the/your couch" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "May everything you want this weekend be within reach of…
"May is like the Thursday of summer" is a saying. Thursday is usually not part of the weekend at all, but it might be if Friday is a holiday. June is the beginning of summer, like Friday…
"May is like the Thursday of summer" is a saying. Thursday is usually not part of the weekend at all, but it might be if Friday is a holiday. June is the beginning of summer, like Friday…
May 4th is Star Wars Day ("May the Fourth be with you") and May 5th is Cinco de Mayo. "May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo" is a joke. "May the 5th be…
May 4th is Star Wars Day ("May the Fourth be with you") and May 5th is Cinco de Mayo. "May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be with tacos" is a joke. "Sure, May the 4th be…
The first Star Wars film (subtitled Episode IV: A New Hope in 1981) premiered on May 25, 1977. "May the Force be with you!" was a popular line in the film; "The Force" s a…
The first Star Wars film (subtitled Episode IV: A New Hope in 1981) premiered on May 25, 1977. "May the Force be with you!" was a popular line in the film; "The Force" s a…
An old Gaelic blessing -- as it commonly assumed to be -- has been cited in English print since at least 1946: “May the road rise to meet youMay the wind be always at your back. And may God hold…
"May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed" is a silly Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker of the saying likes Fridays and wishes others the best…
"May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week.…
"May your devastating winter blues give way to your debilitating spring allergies" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. The ecard dates to at least 2009, when the saying was…
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper entertainment columnist Earl Wilson…
"Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
Many people do not like Mondays (often the first day of a work week). "Maybe Monday doesn’t like you, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a response…
"Me every Monday: ok let's try this again" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The following tweet (which does…