“If you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine”
"If/When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Sunshine" means "happiness" -- if you…
“If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon”
Many people are not morning people. "If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You're friends with a demon" is a jocular saying that has been…
“If you win a year’s worth of calendars, do you only win one calendar?”
A joke has someone getting "a year's supply of calendars" -- one calendar. The joke was used on the American television sitcom Full House, the episode "The Big Three-O"…
“If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong”
"If your Sunday doesn't involve wine and yoga pants, you're doing it wrong" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. "If your Sunday doesn't involve…
“In a city of eight million sundials, nobody has any idea how long a minute is”
American poet Elaine Equi, wrote in the poem "Bent Orbit" in The Brooklyn Rail (2005): "In a city of eight million sundials, nobody has any ideahow long a minute really is." The…
“In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“Instead of ‘British Summer Time’ and ‘Greenwich Mean Time’ we should just call them ‘Oven Clock Correct Time’...”
A suggestion about British time was posted on X/Twitter by English author, television presenter, producer, novelist, and comedian Richard Osman on March 25, 2018: "Instead of ‘British Summer…
“Is it OK to be dismayed on June 1st?”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Good morning, everyone. It's June 1. We are disMAYed" was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on…
“Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we’ll know when the time comes”
A clock joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 5, 2019: "Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we'll know when the time comes." The joke was also posted on Reddit…
“It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility”
"It's not the heat, it's the humidity" is an old line about the weather. "It ain't the heat, it's the humility" is a popular variation. "'It's…
“It gets late early out there”
"It Gets Late So Early" was a 1955 song hit by Lefty Frizzell. New York Yankee catcher Yogi Berra (1925-2015) talked about the shadows in left field at Yankee Stadium in the fall, when he…
“It is Sunday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it”
"It's Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it" is a jocular Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's saturday...I plan on doing nothing and…
“It may be Friday the 13th, but it is still Friday and a reason to dance”
"It may be Friday the 13th, but it is still Friday and a reason to dance" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "It may be Friday the 13th , but it is still Friday…
“It rains on rich and poor alike, but the rich have better umbrellas”
"He maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust" is from the New Testament, Matthew 5:45. "The rain falls on the just and the…
“It takes a flood to break a drought”
"It takes a flood to break/end a drought" is an old weather saying of uncertain origin. "It takes a flood to end a drought and it takes a drought to end a flood" was cited in a…
“It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow”
"It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that there will be "good days" (sunshine)…
“It was raining cats and dogs and I stepped in a poodle”
"To rain cats and dogs" means to rain heavily. The idiom has been cited in print since at least the 17th century. "It was raining cats and dogs and I stepped in a poodle" (a pun…
“It was so cold in New York that I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant”
"It was so cold in New York that I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant" is a classic joke about the weather. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986 and may have been…
“It was so cold in New York that I saw a gangsta pull his pants up”
"It was so cold in New York that I saw a gangsta pull his pants up" is a jocular line that has been printed on many ecards. "It's so cold outside that teens at the mall are…