“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off”
"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall…
“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fly into space”
"If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall…
“If this weather gets any more bipolar I’m going to try to date it”
"If this weather gets any more bipolar I’m going to try to date it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If this weather gets any more bipolar I’m going to…
“If time heals all wounds, what happens when you get hit in the head with a clock?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterNate Thomas@natezthomasIf time heals all wounds, what happens if you get smashed in the head with a clock?1:44 PM - 30 Jan 2013 TwitterManuel…
“If you are cold, they are cold. Bring your husbands inside”
“If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside" is a saying about pets that has been printed on many images. Some photos joke on the saying with non-pets, by showing an alligator or a…
“If you are cold, they are cold. Bring your pets inside”
“If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside" is a saying about pets that has been printed on many images. Some photos joke on the saying with non-pets, by showing an alligator or a…
“If you can ‘smell the rain,’ you country as hell”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“If you can ‘smell’ rain, you country AF”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“If you can ‘smell’ rain, you country as hell”
Can country folk smell the rain coming? "You know your from the country if you can smell the rain coming" was posted on Twitter by I aint worreid about Joesphine on May 13, 2011.…
“If you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine”
"If/When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Sunshine" means "happiness" -- if you…
“If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon”
Many people are not morning people. "If you know someone who is effortlessly happy in the morning, that is a demon. You're friends with a demon" is a jocular saying that has been…
“If you win a year’s worth of calendars, do you only win one calendar?”
A joke has someone getting "a year's supply of calendars" -- one calendar. The joke was used on the American television sitcom Full House, the episode "The Big Three-O"…
“If you’re cold, they’re cold too, Bring them inside and warm them up”
“If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside" is a saying about pets that has been printed on many images. Some photos joke on the saying with non-pets, by showing an alligator or a…
“If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong”
"If your Sunday doesn't involve wine and yoga pants, you're doing it wrong" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. "If your Sunday doesn't involve…
“In a city of eight million sundials, nobody has any idea how long a minute is”
American poet Elaine Equi, wrote in the poem "Bent Orbit" in The Brooklyn Rail (2005): "In a city of eight million sundials, nobody has any ideahow long a minute really is." The…
“In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Doth on Septembe 23, 2019, and this received over 7,300…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“Instead of ‘British Summer Time’ and ‘Greenwich Mean Time’ we should just call them ‘Oven Clock Correct Time’...”
A suggestion about British time was posted on X/Twitter by English author, television presenter, producer, novelist, and comedian Richard Osman on March 25, 2018: "Instead of ‘British Summer…
“Is it OK to be dismayed on June 1st?”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Good morning, everyone. It's June 1. We are disMAYed" was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on…