“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery”
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery” and "We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of 'What the hell now?'" are…
“We squint at the sun because it is bright. We squint at people because they are not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they aren’t”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We’re so close to ‘let’s circle back next year’ season I can taste it”
In late December, people often say, "Let's circle back next year." This means that the situation will be discussed after the new year. December is sometimes jokingly called…
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark”
New York City-born comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) performed the bit "Al Sleet, the hippy-dippy weatherman," containing the memorable joke: "Tonight's forecast: dark.…
“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers”
"Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers" is one-line saying that comes from aviation. The saying means that, like horoscopes, weather forecasts aren't very accurate.…
“Wednesday (noun): still not Friday”
"Wednesday: noun /'wenzdā,ˈwenzdē/ 1. Still not Friday" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Wednesday [wenz-dey, -dee] (noun) 1. the fourth day of…
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘almost Friday’”
"Wednesday is Latin for '(it's) almost Friday'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Wednesday is Latin for only one more shitty day til…
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘it’s almost Friday’”
"Wednesday is Latin for '(it's) almost Friday'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Wednesday is Latin for only one more shitty day til…
“Wednesday is like small Friday”
"Wednesday is like small Friday" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "The Wednesday is a small Friday" was posted on the newsgroup soc.penpals on December 8, 1997.…
“Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week”
"Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "RT: @JeremyLeeAsh: Wednesday is kinda like the middle finger of the…
“Wednesday, also known as Monday III. Coffee, please”
"Tuesday, also known as Monday II. Coffee, please" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week, and is disliked by many…
“Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
"Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday" (also "Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday” and "Hump Day Wednesday: not as…
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
"Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually credited to British producer and actor Lee Fox Williams.…
“Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week”
"Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "RT: @JeremyLeeAsh: Wednesday is kinda like the middle finger of the…
“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week”
"Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "'Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the…
“Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny”
"Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not a weather forecast but a weekend events forecast.…
“Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that”
"weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "weekends are a scam, you spend one…
“Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter”
"Weekends are made for fun, adventure, and a little bit of laughter" is a weekend saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Palesa Helen on January 19, 2025. The saying became popular in…