“What do you call a book written in prison?”/“Context.”
A prison riddle was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on February 1, 2021: Q: What do you call a book written in prison?A: Context. "Context" is a pun on "con text." Reddit --…
“What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal?”/“Reader’s Digest.”
At least two cannibal jokes involve the magazine name Reader's Digest. This riddle has been cited in print since at least 1984: Q: Why do cannibals eat readers, not writers?A: Because writers…
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?”/“A stick.”
There's an old joke about boomerangs: Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1984. Google News Archive4 February…
“What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?”/“A flamethrower.”
A gay bar riddle is: Q: What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?A: A flamethrower. The joke -- based on the old gay slang of "flaming faggot" -- was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on…
“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A REKTangle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a broken angle?”/“A wrecked angle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a broken square?”/“A REKTangle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a broken square?”/“A wrecked angle.”
A "rectangle" geometry riddle is: Q: What do you call a broken angle/square?A: A rektangle (rekt angle).A: A wreckedangle (wrecked angle). "What do you call a pretty angle? an acute…
“What do you call a Buddhist potato?”/“A chipmonk.”
One of the many "-tater" riddles is: Q: What do you call a Buddhist potato?A: A medi-tater. (meditator) This potato riddle has been cited in print since at least 2013. "Chips"…
“What do you call a Buddhist potato?”/“A medi-tater.”
One of the many "-tater" riddles is: Q: What do you call a Buddhist potato?A: A medi-tater. (meditator) This potato riddle has been cited in print since at least 2013. "Chips"…
“What do you call a building filled with guitar players?”/“Jail.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a building full of guitarists?”/“Jail.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a building full of guitarists?”/“Prison.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a bunch of bad chemistry students?”/“Molasses.”
Various chemistry jokes have "molasses" (mole + asses) in the punchlines. "Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see? A: A mole of molasses" has…
“What do you call a bunch of bad chemistry students?”/“Molasses.”
Various chemistry jokes have "molasses" (mole + asses) in the punchlines. "Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see? A: A mole of molasses" has…
“What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?”/“The NBA.”
A racial joke about white people and basketball is: Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?A: The NBA (National Basketball Association). That is, the best players -- the…
“What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel?”/“An inn-grown hare.”
An "ingrown hair" is not the same as an "inn-grown hare," but there are jokes. "Question: If hotels serve rabbits they raise themselves, can any disease result? Answer:…
“What do you call a calculator that works instantly?”/“Calcunow.”
"Calculator" is not "calcu-later," but some people have joked that they want a "calcunow." "A CalcuNow instead of a CalcuLater then?" was posted on Twitter…
“What do you call a car that’s covered in leaves?”/“An autumnobile.”
An autumn riddle is: Q: What do you call a car that's covered in leaves?A: An autumnobile. The joke was posted on Twitter by Smashy Baren on November 11, 2015. TwitterSmashy…
“What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?”/“A meat-eater-ologist.”
A meteorologist riddle is: Q: What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?A: A meat-eater-ologist. The riddle was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on October 22, 2002. "Meaty…