“Late night tweets should self-destruct by morning”
"Late night 'tweets' should be 'hoots.' lol" was posted on X/Twitter by chip on May 26, 2010. "late night tweets should be called 'hoots' because owls…
“Late or not, my car will not move until my bluetooth connects”
"Late or not, my car will not move until my bluetooth connects" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A car doesn't need bluetooth to work, but the driver needs to be…
“Laughing at memes you’ve seen before for friends is faking orgasms of the digital era”
"Laughing at memes you’ve seen before for friends is faking orgasms of the digital era" was posted on X/Twitter by Mint on September 12, 2019. (The Mint @ superhypermint account is no…
“Let a homeless person use a computer and he’ll search through the recycle bin”
A computer's "recycle bin" doesn't contain cans and bottles like other recycle bins, but there are jokes. "If homeless will sit on computer,he'll go on recycle…
“Let’s convict the son-of-a-bitch in the press. That’s the way it’s done”
Daniel Ellsberg (a former U.S. military analyst) released the Pentagon Papers about the Vietnam War to the New York (NY) Times in 1971. U.S. President Richard Nixon (1913-1994) was so angered by…
“Let’s normalise not giving a fuck about celebrities”
Celebrities are often used as influencers, in politics and in business. "Let's normalise/normalize not giving a fuck about celebrities" is an anti-celebrity saying. "Let's…
“Let’s normalize not giving a fuck about celebrities”
Celebrities are often used as influencers, in politics and in business. "Let's normalise/normalize not giving a fuck about celebrities" is an anti-celebrity saying. "Let's…
“Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak”
"Let's wander where the WiFi is weak" --that is, out of touch from our daily world -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'Let's wander where the wifi…
“Let’s start calling ‘fact checked’ by its real name. Censorship”
"Let’s start calling 'fact checked' by its real name. Censorship" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying (shown on a meme) was posted on Facebook by…
“Liberal media is the virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was widely reported in the media, but many people did not trust the media. "The media is the virus" is a saying that has been printed on many images…
“Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing”
"Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers (about politics)" is a sarcastic saying that has been printed on many images. "We…
“Life is short… so make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet daily, desperately seeking validation from strangers”
"You only live once so make sure you spend 15 hours a day on the internet seeking validation from strangers" is a sarcastic saying that has been printed on many images. "You only…
“Life without memes is memingless”
"A life without memes is memingless" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Memingless" is a portmanteau pf "meme" and "meaningless." The images…
“LinkedOut. A social network for the unemployed”
LinkedIn is an American business and employment-oriented social networking service website. THere is no LinkedOut for unemployed or retired people, but there are jokes. "In these rough…
“Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works”
An operating system joke was posted on the newsgroup de.comm.infosystems.www.servers by Nikolaus Rath on March 5, 2001: "Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer…
“Living under a rock” (uninformed)
Someone who has been "living under a rock" is someone who doesn't know even the most popular cultural events. A person "living under a rock" has no media -- no radio, no…
“Local advertising is sold, not bought”
"Local advertising is sold, not bought" is a popular axiom of advertising. Many local businesses don't have large advertising budgets -- if any at all. A newspaper or a website, for…
“Low battery! Well apparently, you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds”
"Low battery! Low battery! Low battery! Well apparently, you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "My phone…
“Macs are for those who don’t want to know why their computer works”
An operating system joke was posted on the newsgroup de.comm.infosystems.www.servers by Nikolaus Rath on March 5, 2001: "Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer…
“Mainstream media is the virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was widely reported in the media, but many people did not trust the media. "The media is the virus" is a saying that has been printed on many images…