"My son asked me what our IP address was. I pointed…

An “IP address” is very different from an “I pee” address, but there are jokes. “What does a geek call their toilet? IP Address” was posted on Twitter by tobyh on July 23, 2009.

“I asked my dad what our IP Address was… He just pointed at the toilet” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 30, 2014. “My son asked me what our IP address was. I pointed to the toilet” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 10, 2019.

Wikipedia: IP address
An Internet Protocol address (IP address) is a numerical label assigned to each device connected to a computer network that uses the Internet Protocol for communication.[1][2] An IP address serves two main functions: host or network interface identification and location addressing.

Twitter
Jeff Barr ☁️
@jeffbarr
Was going to joke that the toilet in my hotel has so many controls that it needs an IP address, but realized that it is one. 😊
4:20 AM · Apr 8, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
tobyh
@tobyh
What does a geek call their toilet?
IP Address.
8:40 PM · Jul 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
omer m
@omerwastaken
My IP address? Uhh, IP in the toilet, Most of the time.
1:17 AM · Oct 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DefendingAncients October 30, 2014
I asked my dad what our IP Address was…
He just pointed at the toilet.

Twitter
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@xBlackbeard
I asked my dad what our IP Address was…: He just pointed at the toilet. submitted by DefendingAncients [l… (link: http://bit.ly/1E71qMj) bit.ly/1E71qMj
8:04 PM · Oct 30, 2014·twitterfeed

Twitter
Jon
@SkyP1L0T
HAPPY FRIDAY.
PUNNY JOKE: My son asked me what our IP address was. I pointed at the toilet. #tgif
8:56 AM · Nov 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
clammily guy
@AlexCzysz
My IP address? Um, the toilet.
8:48 PM · Dec 4, 2015·IFTTT

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
My son asked me what our IP address was. So I just pointed at the toilet.
9:31 PM · May 11, 2018·IFTTT

Twitter
Bakwas Rider 🏍️ (Wear helmet at the back also)
@BakwasRadio
Internet: IP address
Toilet: I pee address
1:40 PM · Jul 22, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Matt
@Stap_Jr
My IP address is the toilet you nerd
10:12 AM · Sep 25, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
COMEDY PHIL
@philswales
To find the nearest toilet, just enter your IP address.
#WorldToiletDay
10:14 AM · Nov 19, 2018·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto August 10, 2019
My son asked me what our IP address was.
I pointed to the toilet.